socialist sasquatch sighting

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[HVAC Barclay @BigDickBarclay]

Dudes with access to the full Adobe suite have been so immensely desperate for something worthy of using it on

[Medieval Diesel @TimothyEveland]

Pasta and woodchips is a really clever way to do fake lance explosions. I had no idea! Watching A Knight's Tale in the early 2000s was peak cinema. We need these vibes back in Hollywood please.

[The Late Knight Show @Knightly_Hist]

As others have said,

Knight's Tale led the charge when it came to mixing "modern" music with a medieval setting.

As the crew explained, an orchestra is no less anachronsitic than Queen, if it helps to set the tone or communicate with the audience, anything goes.

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

Happy birthday to the tweet of the decade

[Genghis Khan @GenghisMFKhan]

For those of you still fighting me on this one thinking it was real.

Trumps just been shot but here’s the Secret Service guiding photographers around ignoring danger to get the famous photo while the crane operator lowers the flag into position ignoring the danger.

Staged event

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

ICE is really upset that local businesses in Chicago and Seattle won’t let them use the potty and I just have to admit, I apologize to the 3rd Amendment for previously underestimating its importance

[Gentleman Doofus @GentleDoofus]

Every actor in Britain is either a insane TERF or posh old man who's improbably pro-Palestine. Weird country.

[Kai @_7sssX]

what do you mean good luck?? you need to get out of that town IMMEDIATELY

[Eduardo García-Molina @eduardo_garcmol]

Prometheus was the first to be cancelled for a hot take.

[Alice @AliceinDCland]

DC weather boldly daring to ask “have you ever wanted to experience the life cycle of a steamed dumpling while wearing business casual”

[Sean Biggerstaff @Seanchuckle]

THE RICH DON'T CREATE WEALTH THEY HOARD IT

[socialist sasquatch sighting @DollarMenuJesus]

I know there's no use in trying to apply logic to these people's Gotcha moments;
but like yes the role of older/experienced politicians and political figures should be to promote the next generation not cling to power until they die like a retiree in a home under Cuomo's admin

[Melissa DeRosa @melissadderosa]

So I get the socialist logic, electing a 67 year old is bad because we all must rise up to defeat the "gerontocracy", but being endorsed by an 83 year old is the greatest thing of all time.

Got it.

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

‘Left the fuck alone’

[centurii-chan @CenturiiC]

the first conspiracy.

[Chris Wade @saywhatagain]

CERN Scientists today:

[thenoasletter news and updates @thenoasletter]

shoutout to the baby who didn’t cry once during sinners. your mom’s parenting is questionable, but you were an impressive moviegoing acquaintance!

[violet @paradeofviolets]

dev patel, one of the few working class brits allowed into showbiz via the class-conscious casting of skins, reaching a level of stardom where he can make his own projects and exclusively making movies about poor people slaughtering the rich and powerful .. im seeing the vision