L. Ron Howard

Author: Ventriloquism for Dummies

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@DDovey60334 @wallaceme

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@AllisonPearson Doesn’t matter how much you pay to see him, he’ll never see a penny of it.

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@HistoryBro1 I once knew a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin, wiping cum off his chin, if my ear was a c**t I’d f**k it.

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@Saskiaaa_____ Honestly, I think the best thing the patriots could do is to where burkas themselves, it would be a great publicity stunt as if the govt want to ban them for the protesters they would have to ban them for the Muslims too. It would shine a light on the hypocrisy

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@Lady__Britannia @TheGNPE Somewhere between Pete Burns and third degree burns.

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@mattcoyney In Bedford it was definitely a thing, but we just said ‘itchy chin, itchy chin’ while scratching the chin.

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@PK_MBGA @david_holp70730 @Isitjustme10379 He’s a she, dude.

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@RandomPerson242 @thedarshakrana The angel said “do not be afraid”

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@LawrenceCo69437 @thedarshakrana Oh dear, anybody that responds to Carl Sagan teaching with ‘So stupid’ is, well, stupid, and I would argue is pretty one dimensional. You belong in pointland Lawrence.

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@NayaswamiKamala @thedarshakrana @elonmusk Thanks for that info. I’d never heard of it but am intrigued after looking it up. Thanks again 🙏

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@Bleache1rs @BritisherPaz49 Until the neighbours complained of the smell.

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@RetroBrothers Rocket Raid.

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@GregOverstreet3 @lady_valor_07 The only people you should call boss are taxi drivers and kebab shop guys.

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@lady_valor_07 Oh my days

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@MitchTechWorks @_andrewthecoder Same. I was about 10 and I had no idea what a ‘SYNTAX ERROR’ meant. wtf. I just spent all evening typing pages of this in and that’s all it would say.

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@_andrewthecoder My first program ever typed in was in BASIC on a ZX81 when I was about 10 and my first professional code was in C on a Sun Sparc 5 running UNIX about 14 years later.
Those 90s Sun workstations were beasts.

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@TheSimonEvansX I thought Cofnas had something of the young Woody Allen about him too.

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@Glinner Looks like they sewed his bollocks onto his chin.

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@TheSimonEvansX Sounds like he knew how to party too. Check out the footnotes to this party invite for his son.