Can’t believe this fucking paki owner has let my dom Ballard go for just 5 million. This club is a disgrace and I will now be de activating this account!
BREAKING: LeBron James microwaved his instant ramen for two (2) minutes, but when he took it out it was still kinda cold, so he will be putting it back in for another minute.
The Minnesota Timberwolves have traded Julius Randle to the Brooklyn Nets in exchange for a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. The bag will reportedly be Party-Size.