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CJ #lufc

[rae @Iovcure]

These haaland tweets are keeling me😭😭

[Billie @Billie_T]

The haters said Ronaldo couldn’t do it and they were right. Honestly great call from the haters

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

Remember, if you're not happy while you are single, you won't be happy in a relationship.

Happiness comes from Lionel Messi, not relationships.

[LM10 Brasil @MessiLeoBrasil_]

🎙️ Zlatan Ibrahimovic, na Fox Sports:

"O hat-trick do Messi superou o recorde do Ronaldo. Claro, estou falando do Ronaldo Nazário, não do outro, porque ele não está na lista."

Caralho rapaziada kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[budin marmolado @verstinto]

los jugadores de irak cuando ven que haaland está atrás

[Ali | 🇧🇷 يارب كأس العالم @Alilou6a]

رونالدو بكرة بعد هاتريك ميسي

[Chompy @lukestanley03]

Two goals and an assist on Haaland’s World Cup debut. Inevitable. 🤖

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

Every tournament follows the same script: a new star emerges, everyone hypes him up, then Messi touches the ball.

[City Chief @City_Chief]

International Goals

🇳🇴 Erling Haaland: 57 goals in 51 caps (1.12 goals per game)

🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé: 58 goals in 99 caps (0.59 goals per game)

Haaland is just 1 goal behind Mbappé’s international tally despite playing 48 fewer matches. 🤯🔥

[Auz | عزيز @i3ziz77]

هالاند مع دفاع العراق

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Goals for Mbappe, Haaland and Messi to start the World Cup.

Our thoughts and prayers are with the people in Row-Z at the Portugal game trying to take cover from Cristiano Ronaldo’s free kicks.

[- n ౨ৎ @capricorniia]

those iraqis just wanna play football and this is how that blonde ass giant comes at them

[Zito @_Zeets]

Messi just has to keep playing until he dies on the field

[sharky @ohnosharky]

The best thing about this World Cup is gonna be people realising Messi is still the best player in the world 😂

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Ronaldo fans seeing what Mbappe, Haaland, and Messi did today

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Haaland: I scored 2 goals today.

Mbappé: I also scored 2 goals and one was a worldie.

Messi:

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

Erling Haaland has now scored on his debut in the Bundesliga, Premier League, UEFA Champions League, and FIFA World Cup. 🤖🤯 @Squawka

[MC @CrewsMat10]

Erling Haaland has already outscored Cristiano Ronaldo in 4 of Ronaldo’s 5 World Cup campaigns.

He has only played one half of a football match so far.

[Lewis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @LAM_1878]

there’s not a bigger gap between the best and 2nd best in any sport than between messi and whoever you think is second best