Lichenthrope

My “SFW” account. I don’t want to fill my main account with off-theme likes and tweets. Don’t blush if there’s sex-positive content here, just a head’s up.

[Lichenthrope @Dom_Sequitur]

@EmperorAllgold *mumbles something vaguely like Coy-ena, wondering if he somehow missed a joke decades ago*

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@DudespostingWs as a genetically bald man, i am asking where to get the couple’s special on the Shine-o Ball-o

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@AtholBrose @kfc right‽!

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@HelloPixelframe

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@VideoGameIX i like to think Jaime went to the store early and got the sales staff to let him write this on the game his girlfriend was going to buy

[Saganism @Saganismm]

Imagine the Milky Way scaled to the size of North America. How big would our Sun look?

Credit: LOVID

[Rafaeltats @rafaeltats]

Ya’ll not gay with the homies?

[FINAL FANTASY @FinalFantasy]

Let's all celebrate Zell's birthday today with a candle in a hotdog… assuming the cafeteria doesn't sell out!

[Lichenthrope @Dom_Sequitur]

@JonathanBarber_ @SKTheKingYT @DealGene but…from two different showers, right? …right?

[𝐈𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 𝐊𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐠 @iamklausenburg]

Married men when the girl they want to sleep with reminds them that they are married:

[HEATED🔥🇯🇲 @4everRnbGenius]

Aww this was so sweet😊

[Irlandarra @martinez_j7902]

@LibertyLockPod USA - Israel start war in Iran

An American War Soldier in Vietnam in 1969 gave a message to the future for the next 50 years.

"Don't send your sons to finish what politicians start"

[Rick @Rick92647]

@HappyMotorhead News coverage from above

[FilthyAnon @FilthyAn0n]

Pritchard Jenkins is an ordinary man with an unusual hobby. While he spends his days in an office job, he spends time off "ragebaiting" on the internet.

Unfortunately for Pritchard, he's about to learn that everyone he's ever angered online, is actually a bot, incapable of rage.

[Lichenthrope @Dom_Sequitur]

@sigma_boy_the @covenified that was the only day he only killed somebody. the other days he has killed he took more than one life. 💁🏾‍♂️

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@teisancanyou @NINtendo_maya as i understand it: in Japan, yaoi is written for women by women (many who have yet to meet any actual gay men)

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@XfinitySupport i have to go to two stores—the one i just left wasn’t a “corporate” store, so they could only look sad and apologize for not being able to help me.

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@XfinitySupport i’m going to have to go out my way and spend bus fare just to visit an office because xfinity doesn’t want to provide non-automated support if a customer can’t access their account.