Cal Jacobs. (Parody)

The new CEO of your life. #Euphoria

(Roleplay, Mature Content warning) Parody account.

[Cal Jacobs. (Parody) @DominatingDILF]

Cal Jacobs here.

Read carefully because the contract's binding.👇

👉 Slightly AU portrayal.
👉Heavy mature and BDSM content. NO minors are allowed.
👉 Euphoria characters preferred but I'll plot with anyone.
👉 You'll address me as Sir.
👉 Males only.

RT for attention.

[Cal Jacobs. (Parody) @DominatingDILF]

@Guevaralunitic5 "I made a demonstration before. If your mind's so short like your height, I can do it again but it'll leave you crying. 2 seconds now."

[Cal Jacobs. (Parody) @DominatingDILF]

"You have three seconds to get down to my feet or your arm's done."

[NotYourSammyGuevara @Guevaralunitic5]

My Legend can't be stopped

[Cal Jacobs. (Parody) @DominatingDILF]

@SxualSadist "You can come to my office (dms) and introduce yourself in more details."

He nods.

[Cal Jacobs. (Parody) @DominatingDILF]

@SxualSadist "Hello.

It can't hurt to apply properly. I'll see if I can put your skills to use.

Either way, it'll be unpaid labor."

[Cal Jacobs. (Parody) @DominatingDILF]

@WillxxGraham "I'm fine with that. I still have standards and rules that I will enforce."

[Cal Jacobs. (Parody) @DominatingDILF]

"It's Sir for you."

[Cal Jacobs. (Parody) @DominatingDILF]

@WillxxGraham "I will do as I see fit.

If you're not employed there, sure, you're off the hook. But don't be sure that we never cross paths on other ways."

[Cal Jacobs. (Parody) @DominatingDILF]

"Simply a thriving and efficient workplace. I can tell you more about my methods soon."

[Will Graham @WillxxGraham]

Oh *leans back*, I'm interested, what are exactly the right results you're aiming for?

[Cal Jacobs. (Parody) @DominatingDILF]

"Glad you thought your input was needed. But it's not."

[Cal Jacobs. (Parody) @DominatingDILF]

@WillxxGraham "I like to do it my way. It's pretty compelling, trust me."

[Cal Jacobs. (Parody) @DominatingDILF]

"In your wet dreams, boy."

[NotYourSammyGuevara @Guevaralunitic5]

@DominatingDILF I'm gonna own your company

[Cal Jacobs. (Parody) @DominatingDILF]

@AphrodisiacAura "Start hopping on one foot until I say otherwise."

Cal nodded.

[Cal Jacobs. (Parody) @DominatingDILF]

"And I'm going to be the who control /you./."

[. @AphrodisiacAura]

If you'll let me control when and where you piss...

Let me know.

[Cal Jacobs. (Parody) @DominatingDILF]

"A 'Yes, Sir' is what I'm expecting and won't accept anything less."

He crosses his arms.

[Bode. @leonebabble]

"Duh," he scoffed a little.

[Cal Jacobs. (Parody) @DominatingDILF]

"If that brings the right results, I don't see why not."

[Will Graham @WillxxGraham]

Really? At a civil hospital? Will you make the doctors call you drill instructor after you're established?

[Cal Jacobs. (Parody) @DominatingDILF]

"I won't waste our time by answering that.

But after you signed your contract, it's what I expect."

[Bode. @leonebabble]

"What did I do this time?"

Besides getting into a fight and getting shot in the upper arm last week.

[Cal Jacobs. (Parody) @DominatingDILF]

"Especially for you."

[Bode. @leonebabble]

Cough cough.

[Cal Jacobs. (Parody) @DominatingDILF]

"It's discipline and order, in my view."

[Will Graham @WillxxGraham]

That's quite a rough work climate.

[Cal Jacobs. (Parody) @DominatingDILF]

"We'll talk about that when you learn who owns your workplace now."

[Bode. @leonebabble]

“My name is Conrad Hawkins, doctor Hawkins,” he arched an eyebrow.

[Cal Jacobs. (Parody) @DominatingDILF]

@amoroushimbo "It's an order, then."

[Cal Jacobs. (Parody) @DominatingDILF]

If I follow you, I expect you in my DMs.