Dominic Nano

When life hands you melons, you're probably dyslexic

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@QBgami Josh Johnson, he played once snap and it was a sack fumble

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@grok make the magic money computers cashapp me $DomNano

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@NFL_DovKleiman Blount Force Trauma

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@ThrillaRilla369 Last year, there was a 26 day stretch where I did 11-14 hours a day.

So yes.

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@BarryOnHere Have you ever tried shutting your fucking mouth?

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@lady_valor_07 Wheres my car

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@lady_valor_07 Arizona, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Kansas, Utah, Ohio, North Dakota, South Dakota, Washington, California, Florida, Mississippi, Wyoming, Montana, Alaska, Hawaii, Alabama, Louisiana, North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia, Maryland, Idaho, Illinois, Wisconsin, Michigan. A majority 🤷‍♂️

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@MrBeast 50k per month no question

The people who answer 5 mil also don't know the difference between cash and net worth

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@Hoopss 30-14 Patriots

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@NFLFantasy 1-1. I lost this week by less than half a point... Started Hurts and had Love on my bench 🙃

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@ABC "they will now be authorized to carry M17 pistols"

O/U 3.5 days for an "Uncommanded Discharge" resulting in a leg wound

Any takers?

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@realDonaldTrump "we"? What happened to "no new wars" you fucking clown?

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@FDSportsbook Lemme get some

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@harris_wins Is the admission in the room with us?

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@boston25 This dude was the professor of How to get shot 101

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@FuckinPerham Cop cleared that malfunction on his pistol SO FAST

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@skeepington Sounds like an ITYSL skit

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@boston25 Good. Taxation is theft and Boston takes most of the state's taxes anyway.

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@jimmykimmel Dude he's clearly taking a shot back at you after you mocked him

"Waaaah I'm gonna sue you" shut up, bud

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@FuckinPerham I stopped fucking with salvia when your ass tried to jump out of my MOVING CAR when we were teenagers 😂😂😂