Dom - dba Sh’Dynasty

that’s God’s comma | Dog Dad, Bama Grad | #RollTide #RaysUp

[Dom - dba Sh’Dynasty @DominicRSuarez]

When you finally get a job but realize it means you have to start working

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Then Jesus said unto the sick, “you better have insurance.”

Then Jesus said unto the stranger, “are you here legally?”

Then Jesus said unto the hungry, “my taxes better not be paying for these loaves and fishes.”

Then Jesus said unto the poor, “this is your own fault.”

[Brian Ross @brewmeone]

Australians watching their team go down 0-2 to Team USA…

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

A person that becomes a trillionaire should be shamed and ostracized for hoarding massive amounts of wealth. That kind of behavior isn’t admirable but rather greedy and sociopathic.

[Girls und Pantsu @ProfPantsu]

No. Im sick of the world catering exclusively to you day walkers. I don't even have 24/7 hour Walmart or McDonald's anymore.

[louis 🍉 @alfdefolf]

loud chewers are so fucking funny you can tell they actually think they’re getting to see the gates of heaven

[Dylan Palacio @greentoepalacio]

If I had it my way, you’d wear that goddamn hat everywhere the rest of your pecker sucking life.

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

he’s 100% the candidate you voted for but liberal tears tasted better than listening to facts

[shadoomf🪲🇵🇸(homunculus enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture]

how american conservatives genuinely look at you when you ask them to actually conserve something in america

[𝐁 @_bbrandonn_]

NFL players when their buddy throws their gf into a trash compactor: Zzzzzz *loud snore*

NFL players when they see rainbows:

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Half the people on this app melted down when they found out someone can buy a cookie with food stamps

[Matt Castelli @CastelliMatt]

Why is a US war in the Middle East being launched and run from Mar-A-Lago?

If you are going to send our troops to war and put American citizens in danger, get the fuck off the golf course and back to the White House.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If you’re anti-vax and your child catches a completely preventable disease, stay out of the hospital

Don’t pretend you suddenly trust doctors
or modern medicine now

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

I would betray every single one of you for Anne Hathaway

[jo @thejoeydavis]

graduating pre-covid increasingly feels like the last chopper out of vietnam

[Dom - dba Sh’Dynasty @DominicRSuarez]

@maklelan

[Dom - dba Sh’Dynasty @DominicRSuarez]

One day I’ll regret to inform you that this tweet is retired. Gentlemen, today is not that day. 2026 awaits.

[F Train Freddy @FtrainFreddy]

I’m ok with my tax dollars being used for school lunches

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

George W. Bush on the danger of “isolationism, and its evil twin protectionism, and its evil triplet nativism.”

[Dom - dba Sh’Dynasty @DominicRSuarez]

@EndraEX3

[Dom - dba Sh’Dynasty @DominicRSuarez]

@TheRealCruzOx Here’s a name I don’t think I’ve seen anyone say, CJ Mosley. Dude had back to back seasons that rivaled Will Anderson’s peak season plus two other incredibly solid seasons. I’d argue in the best defensive player category for sure.