Dominik Diamond

Guardian Columnist. Proud Voice of Halifax Wanderers. GamesMaster. Podcastery lurks at Opinions own 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Alex Clark @AlexClark3]

Reading the thousands of tributes to my beloved husband Danny Kelly has brought light into the darkest day. His family and I are profoundly grateful for each one. He was just remarkable, and I was the luckiest woman to have had him for so long ♥️

[star ⚔️ • cr: adwd @Lvnnisterr]

With 10 days left before the "We got ___ before gta 6" jokes expire, George R.R. Martin has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

[Covie @covie_93]

If donald trump is so good at trading stocks how come he didn't make as much money in stocks before he became president???

[Dominik Diamond @DominikDiamond]

“President’s orders”

They’re gonna need a bigger bus…

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Rubio: "Ultimately our job is to execute on the president's orders ... in the end, the decision is the president's"

[Dominik Diamond @DominikDiamond]

Throwing Orange Nero under the boss!

And the criminal investigations haven’t even started yet… this is going to be amphitheatrical in its scale of underbus chucking.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Hegseth notes that everything he did was "ordered by the commander in chief"

(he was just following orders, you see)

[Dominik Diamond @DominikDiamond]

Absolute ankle breaker from the bold @TVietor08 here.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Massie: "I hope Hegseth addresses the 8 articles of impeachment, and doesn‘t get up and misquote the Bible in Quentin Tarantino fashion and do some pull-ups and call everybody fat and gay. I may have just given you half his speech, I don't know."

[Daniel Oyefusi @DanielOyefusi]

Shedeur Sanders was asked if he thinks he’s earned the opportunity to start again at QB for the Browns.

His response.

[Dominik Diamond @DominikDiamond]

“I was only kidding” on repeat.

🤣🤣🤣

[Acyn @Acyn]

Q: What made you suggest Dana White? Are you serious?

Trump: That was an example of something where I was kidding and that people said that's actually pretty good idea

[Sarah McBride @SarahEMcBride]

To all the people texting me asking if this is a real quote:

Yep.

[Chef Joe Gera 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 @redhotnerd]

Ok, I didn’t expect a story time on Saturday, but here we go. What I’m about to write is TRUE. It is insane, stupid, and very dumb, but it is true. Earlier today Donald J Trump, the p[resident of the United States, posted that he had offered the job of Press Secretary to Dana White. Well, it was the wrong Dana White… 🧵

[Dominik Diamond @DominikDiamond]

This league, man… ballboy totally at it here ! 🤣🤣🤣

[OneSoccer @onesoccer]

ALESSANDRO BIELLO IS SENT OFF FOR VIOLENT CONDUCT ON THE BALL KID 🤯🤯🤯

🔴 Watch #CPLSoccer playoffs on OneSoccer

[Steven 💎 @StevenxTCG]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present Link-in Park

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

I’d like to report a murder

[Dominik Diamond @DominikDiamond]

This is like when the bully gets his arse kicked and runs away crying “I’ll set my brother on you”.

Sad, pathetic, loser energy.

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

There is a tiny part of me that would love to see Omar named Speaker and El-Sayed the Senate Majority Leader just to troll Trump.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Stephen Miller, the cruel and sadistic neo-Nazi who referred to murdered 37-year-old intensive-care unit nurse Alex Pretti as a "domestic terrorist" and "would-be assassin," is replacing Susie Wiles as White House Chief of Staff. What could possibly go wrong?

[Peter Daou @peterdaou]

I've been in politics for a quarter century. It's hard to express how staggering it is to see a conversation like this on corporate US media. The Morning Joe panel gobsmacked by the directness of @AbdulElSayed's points.

(clip via @DropSiteNews)

[Dominik Diamond @DominikDiamond]

@ETimsNet … before they went commercial!

[Dominik Diamond @DominikDiamond]

The only man who ever peed on me while we were buried in snow wearing nowt but underpants as we tried a Dirty Sanchez style competitive snow burying stunt live on Breakfast Radio.

I can still hear his laugh. I can still feel the creeping warmth from his pee.

RIP Panch.

[BBC Wales News @BBCWalesNews]

MTV Dirty Sanchez star Michael 'Pancho' Locke dies aged 47 https://t.co/AgvsgnxDI2

[Dominik Diamond @DominikDiamond]

@ETimsNet Hahaha! Great name for a 70s supergroup as well pal.

Rick Wakeman and Creeping Warmth!!!