My dad’s not much for remembering detail, doubt he could name 5 of my friends. But today he dead ass forgot mine and my sister’s middle name AS IF HE DIDN’T GIVE THEM TO US. You live with someone for 25 years and think you know them, but we just first name acquaintances
How do you people have enough friends to throw a Friendsgiving? I have two friends and I know for a fact only one of them would show because the other is a flake ass bitch lmao
Gym ladies: PLEASE wear shirts. No one wants to be on the same equipment that your sweaty back has been on. I know you need attention and outside validation but do you need to be inconsiderate and unsanitary.? 🤦🏽♀️🤮
So in case anyone was wondering, Led Zeppelin’s song, ‘D’yer Mak’er,’ is pronounced ‘Jamaica’ because of the reggae sound in it🤷🏻♀️ I love rockumentaries hahaha someone please find me a big girl job hahaha
Remember when a girl dissed my eyebrows on Instagram for being too thin? Well look at them thick fuckers now, bitch. I even learned how to use a brush too lol
Okay, bodybuilding fucks you up. I can never eat, feel or think the same about food or my body. I only eat sugar free treats, I constantly check calories, carbs, protein & fat content. I get sad that my abs fluctuate. But it’s all just part of the process & I love the challenge😈