On Tuesday the 8th, we can vote to:
Keep kids safe.
Expand Medicaid.
Raise the minimum wage.
Fully fund our public schools.
Restore reproductive freedom.
Lower property taxes.
Increase teacher pay.
Legalize marijuana.
Fix the grid.
Together, we can vote to move Texas forward.
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