Curtis Ferguson

[Noah Riffe @NoahRiffe]

You losers called the city you’re showing a burned down, empty, shithole.

You don’t get to claim ANY part of Seattle’s shine.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

l've tasted being a great employee, and I've also tasted being the hero at work. I highly recommend doing the bare minimum at work, getting paid, and going home.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

[in a police interrogation room]

*the police drop a binder of photos of suspects onto the table in front of me*

ME: fuck you, i’ll die before i snitch

THE POLICE: you’re looking at 2 days in jail if you don’t cooperate

ME:

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

John C. Reilly: “Why aren’t people on the right wing concerned about human rights? They’re human too. Elon Musk says don’t be fooled by the empathy trap. Empathy is not a trap, empathy is a superpower. It’s what makes human beings exceptional, our ability to look outside ourself”

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

Getting in shape is a spiritual process that’s disguised as a physical one.

[Ian Curtis @Texiancurtis]

Did anyone else catch Zlatan’s “America, you’re welcome” when Alexi Lalas left the broadcast?

incredible.

[Wemby Alien Era @WembyAlienEra]

Vince Goodwill weighs in on the controversy surrounding Wembanyama not shaking hands with the Knicks players after the game:

“This is the most contrived conversation I have ever heard..

This only happens, honestly, when we wanna bang on a player. And we want to bang on Victor Wembanyama right now because of the flagrant fouls and the stuff that he said afterwards.

I’m not waiting around for you to jump around with your teammates.. the Knicks were celebrating with each other for god knows how long. That’s like waiting at the end of a party to dap somebody up..

Victor Wembanyama after the game said we couldn’t sustain our concentration, that’s what I learned from Jalen Brunson. I’d rather a player say something like that.. than shaking your damn hand.”

#GoSpursGo #PorVida

[Brandon Carney @BenchwarmerBran]

Vastly underestimating the amount of FIFA addicts who mained Ivory Coast

Shoutout Drogba

[hymn duncan @hymnduncan]

How it feels knowing I don’t have to watch the Spurs blow any more double digit leads

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

proud of the spurs

they overachieved all season long

there’s no team in the league i would trade rosters with

[Kevin O'Connor @KevinOConnor]

Charles Barkley is right: The Spurs have to bench Fox. Can’t be worried about his feelings. Harper is by far the more effective guard and is playing much more poised basketball. Not sure what Mitch Johnson is waiting for. Playing thru Fox doesn’t maximize their odds of winning.

[Dan @dannah__montana]

any patriotism you see from me the next few weeks is strictly for sports and geography, NOT the government!!!!

[Run It Back @RunItBackFDTV]

"Wemby has been the victim of some of the dirtiest sh*t ever... they're lucky he hasn't popped one of them in the face."

Isiah Thomas doesn't want an ethical big man 😂💯

@MichelleDBeadle | @boogiecousins | @ChandlerParsons | @TeamLou23

[Roberto Haz @tudimebeto]

Los aficionados de Corea del Sur no podían entrar con el tequila rumbo al estadio, así que se la empezaron a tomar entre todos y después invitaron a los mexicanos a beber también JAJAJAJAJA.

Es el mejor Mundial de la historia.

[Curtis Ferguson @curt_ferg]

Sick to my fuckin stomach

[☔️Jason G from the S.A.T.⛈️ @Lifer_Oner]

Win or lose…#PorVida #NBAFinals

“And in this house , Victor Wembanyama is a hero. END OF STORY.”

[SPURSSZN @spurstopia]

I’ve endured this. I can’t be hurt anymore

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

the levels of cope i’m gonna hit this weekend are gonna be all-time

i’m talking first ballot hall of fame coping

by monday afternoon i’m gonna be feeling bad for the knicks that they’re up 2-0 that’s how much i’m about to talk myself into spurs in 6

watch me work

go spurs go

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i actually don’t even like basketball i’ve never cared about it

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

they got a wemby special at the taco spot

this is the highest possible honor a mexican can bestow upon a basketball player