Don Alvaro

[Don Alvaro @DonAlvaro3]

@drFoxcroft @TerribleMaps You're not very bright, are you?
Try 8,000 trucks!

[Don Alvaro @DonAlvaro3]

@VIPFlorenceYi Looks nice!
As do you, of course!
Where are you?

[Don Alvaro @DonAlvaro3]

@BellaBanksXoxo A little friendly advice, for your next selfie.
Show the entire right foot stiletto heel.
Also, move it back a few inches to expose the left one.
You have gorgeous legs BTW!

[Don Alvaro @DonAlvaro3]

@MattWallace888 #1 it is Colombian, not as you spelled it.
#2 The majority of Americans who visit are losers and deftly afraid of Colombian women. No loss there.
#3 American men are notoriously cheap on vacation and expect everything for free.
#4 My associates & I will take care of the ladies.

[Don Alvaro @DonAlvaro3]

@alyssa_dreamss You got your dates ALL screwed up my dear!

[Don Alvaro @DonAlvaro3]

@RequiemLenina From someone who loves your look, yes! An up-do would look glamorous at the opera!

[Don Alvaro @DonAlvaro3]

@dateriley That's a Porsche emblem.
Not a Honda.

[Don Alvaro @DonAlvaro3]

@Angela__inc @naoversozinho Cartagena, Colombia

[Don Alvaro @DonAlvaro3]

@theScore @NFL Pure undiluted class. One of the best renditions I have ever heard.

[Don Alvaro @DonAlvaro3]

@datesylvia Why are you sitting in an Audi with right-hand drive?

[Don Alvaro @DonAlvaro3]

@Angela__inc Appears to be a dump for the price! I've staryed at much nicer for same, or less. Just sayin'

[Don Alvaro @DonAlvaro3]

@DemiDavenportCA @seductionspa_ap I never gave you permission to borrow my car! Retribution in full is expected. We will start with your ass.

[Don Alvaro @DonAlvaro3]

@HarperAllOver Perfect! We never liked you here anyways!

[Don Alvaro @DonAlvaro3]

@EvasAngelsMtl No thank you. My regular is at least as facially attractive as you. The "kicker" is she is also an ultra nymphomaniac.

[Don Alvaro @DonAlvaro3]

@bed_romper Nothing personnal, but you look a little crusty yourself!

[Don Alvaro @DonAlvaro3]

@MsFitRebecca Learn to spell check. It's "Masturbation".

[Don Alvaro @DonAlvaro3]

@KAMlLLA_ Your constant blabber tweets drain me!

[Don Alvaro @DonAlvaro3]

@kj_fetishmodel Looks all store bought to me!

[Don Alvaro @DonAlvaro3]

@DrollBondGirl No problem! But I thought you would prefer that I take you to French Polynesia. No trains there though.

[Don Alvaro @DonAlvaro3]

@14MarieCruz So you want a free vacation, no problem! AND,....., you want to get paid for being on vacation? I don't think so. You belong in LA, or NYC. Not Quebec ma cher.