Donnie

Go Cats

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

[ARGUING WITH A GRADUATE OF THE PONTIFICAL UNIVERSITY OF SAINT THOMAS AQUINAS] “This doesn’t line up with what I remember from VeggieTales.”

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

Not since Cooper DeJean have I seen a white guy backpedal this fast

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Half the people on this app melted down when they found out someone can buy a cookie with food stamps

[c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin]

“Roving bands of masked federal agents with total immunity executing gun owners” is the kind of sweaty conservative fantasy we’ve heard over the last 20 years on cable news and now that it’s here, they love it

[Cyclone Larry @CycloneLarry69]

Kansas will never beat Kansas State again

[Donnie @DonBonWon]

@TylerIAm Seeing other people walking their dogs in the neighborhood without the poop bag holder on their leash

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

rooting for the ketamine in elon’s bloodstream like it’s a car in the Indy 500

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Steve Pepoon, known for being the co-creator of ‘The Wild Thornberrys’ and writer for ‘The Simpsons’, ‘ALF’, and more has died at the age of 68 after struggling with a heart condition called cardiac amyloidosis for the past 2 years.

[Maximilian 🥰 @MaxMaaxMaaax]

unless we can put on the biggest, best damn talent show this town has ever seen...

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

They purged pictures of the Enola Gay from the DOD websites because they thought it had to do with LGBTQ. You can’t make up how dumb they are.

[Jon Taffer @jontaffer]

Some bar, somewhere, is going to feel the heat tonight…

[Twiz @twizzyu]

I didn't know that Milwaukee had a Wario

[Donnie @DonBonWon]

Companies like Nike and IBM used to advertise on this site

[Donnie @DonBonWon]

@thesamhedrin This did numbers

[Matthew Highton @MattHighton]

Godzilla Minus One but it’s Cookie Monster.

[Donnie @DonBonWon]

@sonicdrivein just saw two drug addicts having the most chaotic, passionate sex that God has ever witnessed in a Nissan Altima in the stall next to mine at the location off Forest Ln in Dallas just a heads up