Don Getschman

Photographer, Hiker, Nature Lover, Father

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When reaching for your dog in the dark, he becomes like a Cheshire cat. Everything disappears except his butthole.

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@jlock17 @AKBrews Sounds like this is the issue he was cut out for.

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@Bob_Janke One word, Walmart.
No better place on earth for tweet material.

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@jlock17 @SeanOhhhh Mr. Greenjeans took them all away from him.

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@burtoncummings Great show at Pine Knob tonight!
After 2 hours of delay I was beginning to think this was the start of your "stuff your tariffs tour". ;-)
Well worth the wait!

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@LloydLegalist Make sure and bring along your "hand bag" for carrying it home in.

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@EmoPhilips "One if by LAN, two if by bluetooth".

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@JackPattietalks Little known fact:

Shortly after creating Eve from Adam's rib, God made Mick out of one of his toenail clippings

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@Bob_Janke This never would have happened If the boy had an Ozzie action figure next to his bed.

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@LloydLegalist You needed a really big six sided wrench to get the top off.

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@Bob_Janke Just wait till he shows up with his signature "Black Cat" fireworks on the 4th.

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@LloydLegalist *Not recommended for events serving alcohol.

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@Bob_Janke Thanks for the inside information.
Did you read that on the innardnet?

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@sciencegirl At least he has a hand rail. That would be a dangerous climb without one.

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@NoDMsPerfavore So the crotch can dislodge stray undergarments without disturbing the other two arms.

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@seanonolennon Hey! I'll put up our hoodlums against their hoodlums any day of the week.

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@AnneHatfieldVO You can join the CPU now (Computer Programmers Union). They will back you up from now till the blue screen of death.

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@BobGolen You'll blow your eye out!

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@AnneHatfieldVO I only share mine with folks who have had recent finger nail transplants.

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@AnneHatfieldVO ODTA, the Occupational Drama and Theatrics Administration controls those now.

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@JackPattietalks It's a good day to e Manfred Mann's "runner in the night".