Jeremy Portales

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

If we talking about drugs let’s talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to rape them. Why yall don’t wanna talk about the Epstein files?

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

[Jeremy Portales @DonJPo]

I just signed this petition on OrganizeFor with @ColorOfChange. Will you join me? #O4 https://t.co/Gn8E4EM1if via @ColorOfChange

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[Jeremy Portales @DonJPo]

My friend : who farted
Other friend : it was me
Me: I burped

[Jeremy Portales @DonJPo]

Sort yourself out luv

[Jeremy Portales @DonJPo]

That ring is cheaper than a divorce. You’re welcome……. I love my friends

[Jeremy Portales @DonJPo]

Don’t want to go to bed bc I know it’s one of those “cry til you fall asleep” nights 😢

[Jeremy Portales @DonJPo]

Her: “ Im a addict, and I can tell you’re addict too” … gorl I’m in a paramedic program, no judgement, but we get tested. Need to add some narcan to my first aid kit

[Jeremy Portales @DonJPo]

So I guess no invasion during halftime show.

[Jeremy Portales @DonJPo]

Lights went out … and I remembered I left my passport in Austin 😐

[Jeremy Portales @DonJPo]

For this year’s SNOVID-22, imma jet off to Cancun w @tedcruz and idc who knows

[Jeremy Portales @DonJPo]

@JerricaK9 8th edition 👀?

[Jeremy Portales @DonJPo]

@JerricaK9 8th edition ? 👀

[Jeremy Portales @DonJPo]

@VivaTeEscucha I finally got through, 7th time is a charm 🤞 Jose Elizondo did what the others couldn’t do all day. Promote him 🙏🏽

[Jeremy Portales @DonJPo]

Im just trying to pay my flight 😭 need to speak to Carlos Ocura ASAP @VivaAerobus

[Jeremy Portales @DonJPo]

@VivaTeEscucha Yes pls 🙏🏽 the call with they guy after Carlos was about to finish helping me when it hung up. This screenshot is the third call, that ended after 1:26 hrs. It won’t let me pay online. Also a seat selection was added that I didn’t pick

[Jeremy Portales @DonJPo]

Missed my 7:30 flight bc of the shortages/ cancellations but would’ve made it if MY LOVELY FRRANN did her part. I think this is how ppl feel when they cancel their wedding and the date comes and goes. 🙄🤬

[Jeremy Portales @DonJPo]

One of the siblings “doesn’t want mom in the kitchen” this thanksgiving, suggesting Del Frisco’s. Why have a 3 course, when you can have a 5? & LEFTOVERS. TF?!