TWENTY THREE

wolf of geek street
/cybersecurity specialist/

[Sifuna’s mganga @BlackBarmitzvar]

20% teachers
20% military officers
20% police
20% civil servants
20% sportsmen
20% doctors
20% nurses
20% watchmen

[Cris' @Crispaus]

If you are a payslip earner, uou are about to eat good with this declaration by @edwinsifuna. Why you ask, because #RutoMustGo is about to copy this script very soon and revise PAYE bands rates...

[E. Chenze (Sr) @echenze]

I can't even get a simple smart DL from NTSA in 30 days. I can't get a birth certificate from the DCRS in 3 months. Heck, even getting a company's CR12 takes weeks, something that should be immediate. But your inept officers will process this in 10 days? Kuwa serious kidogo.

[Ngubius Maximus @Noble_Pleb]

Meta,Googl etc are harvesting our data like nobody's business. Pushing a narrative that only the Chinese collect our data is cheesy propaganda

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Me as an African after finding this funny

[kenna @kennagq]

When they start arresting podcasters I won't interfere

[Aúdrey🖤🇰🇪 @luckyaudreyy]

But does she really know better? I've come across this & its clear she doesn't believe what they were doing was bullying. The apology is coming from a point of umenianika sasa wacha tu niseme sorry hii story iishe. Na akalock account afterwards haha!

[:) @Frank_youdk]

She came under bunny's post and apologised then deleted later so she remembers very well what she did alafu it's the same school those girl schooled.

[𝙶𝚊𝚋𝚋𝚊𝚎♕ @gabbaeby]

Tukona Jomo Kenyatta huku mollys wah💀

[Wanjira Maina @LegisLady]

Let’s be clear, that seized to be “bullying” the moment her hands touched the victim, and entered the criminal arena. It is a crime to physically abuse people. And the girl tried to move away. But she followed her once, twice, thrice.
A lesson must be taught here.

[meme bastard 🍕 @mask_bastard]

🤭🤭🤭

[I may have @QuincyWandera]

I worked with Lulu in KTN, back in the day. We shared the same newsroom. She’s a lovely person, beautiful inside and out…..hope she fails!

[JokerMakeupJacobite 🇮🇪👹🐋🐢🌹🇺🇦🇵🇸 @ClwnPrncCharlie]

I’m having a stroke I could’ve sworn this happened during Covid

[AJ @ozi_32s]

Hizi bus need their own designated area in Nairobi. Squeezing through River road everyday with Ubers, Mats na Carts is so 2000ish bana

[St. Bervon @bavonski]

Performative faux intellectual sapiosexuals in Kenya are taking notes na ticket itakuwa 3500

[Dalai Lawama 🦙 @Trackmann2]

“Who gives a fck about what Ja Rule has to say at a time like this”

[Spinster 🇰🇪 @IamGeci]

It’s your civic duty to not fuel at a Stabex.

[The Butcher @inglorious_bat]

There has been an increase in tweets of people happy they've gotten a job. You know why?

*taps sign aggressively*

[🇧🇶⁷⁷ @lekanfortheg0ds]

nggas paying to use a pirate site

[Mbinya @Mbinya__]

Nairobi will never be a walkable city as long as hawkers are selling their items on the walkways.