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I am the REAL hero of the Donald Trump Administration! Have you ever heard the saying You can't polish a turd? Well...That's EXACTLY what I do! BIGLY!

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@Outkick @TomiLahren @RonDeSantis How has Florida gotten better under Vladimir Puddin' exactly? More toll roads, higher home insurance coverage, a rent increase crisis? Please tell us how any of that is good for America...

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@TomiLahren Because they aren't dicks! Kids travel with their parents and, if you choose to travel, you are just another paying passenger (as are they). I can only imagine your outrage if someone said that they didn't want you on their flight...

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@KevinMKruse I can only think of Jean-Claude Van Damme now... Thanks so much! BTW, Blood Sport was robbed of the Oscar in 1988...

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FIVE long years ago, I was banned from this forum for reasons still unknown to me. Persistence paid off and I'm BACK now! Obviously, you've seen my work as Donny's golden mane is still 100% on point (it's not a ferret BTW...think more of the majestic Sasquatch taint bush)...

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@kirk_burkhardt @DonaldJTrumpJr Really? Now you're just getting desperate...

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@kirk_burkhardt @DonaldJTrumpJr Can't you come up with an original line? The well is running dry, huh?

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@kirk_burkhardt @DonaldJTrumpJr You obviously have no experience on the topic of brains. Interesting that you tried to throw your hat in that ring though...

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@Newsweek Trump doesn't prep and he can't read. He's going to wing it and he's, undoubtedly, going to give Putin information that he shouldn't be privy to.

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@kirk_burkhardt @DonaldJTrumpJr While your mother/aunt has a big dick and a sagging set of nuts.

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@AnthoHTX3000 @DonaldJTrumpJr I guess that you actually could consider Trump much worse because of the number of times that he had affairs on his wives. Good point!

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@Lurking_EU @JeepMujer @UpcycledTrash @B13_suMCovfefe @davegarza7 @DonaldJTrumpJr It's a matter of historical fact at this point. Your tweet makes no sense as a reply to my post.

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@RosdiMrs @zgorliski @B13_suMCovfefe @davegarza7 @DonaldJTrumpJr Bring some actual evidence and not just empty conspiracy theories. You might vote for a person based on lies and ignorance but you'll have a hard time meeting the burdon of proof to indict someone based on that. That's why there hasn't been any indictments...

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@AnthoHTX3000 @DonaldJTrumpJr Are you really going to use infidelity, on a Trump's timeline, to attack one's character? GTFO!