Chonkasaurus 🦖

Never had the makings of a varsity athlete

[Novig @Novig]

Imagine if USA took the pitch to Mo Bamba blasting at the Round of 32 game.

[B/R Football @brfootball]

The ducks of the 2026 World Cup:

🦆🇲🇽 Merlin the Mexican duck
🦆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Donny the Scottish duck

[Derrico Henrio @derrico_henrio]

“The World Cup in America sucks 😡😡”

Meanwhile Europoors experiencing air conditioning, free ice water, and free public restrooms for the first time:

[Cheems Rojo @cheems_rojo]

La selección de Japón después de pasar un solo día en Monterrey:

[Auburn Men's Golf @AuburnMGolf]

THE NO. 1 TEAM IN THE COUNTRY STANDS ALONE ☝️🏆

For the second time in three years, the Auburn Tigers are NCAA Champions!

#WarEagle

[Jacob L @JacobL1994_]

These are ceremonial bins

[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

How it feels to be a sensitive young man in a world full of evil women

[Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro]

Turns out they don’t care that much about gun violence, wild

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

Women: “If we ran the world there’d be no more war!”

Also women:

[Silly Little Guy @Czar_Of_Silly]

This very well could be the most Reddit thing I’ve ever laid eyes upon.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Don’t vote for the person. Vote for the policy. Compare my policies on homelessness to theirs:

PRATT:
-Mandatory drug treatment
-Send home addicts who were bussed in from out of state
-Enforce the law

BASS & RAMAN
-Put addicts in overpriced housing and let them do drugs next to your kids’ school
-Give methheads free pipes
-Make YOU pay for new teeth for said methheads

How is this even a race?

[🧊🇪🇨🇵🇹🇨🇮🇸🇳🇨🇻🇭🇷~ @d_ftbl]

He's gone higher in my rankings

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

Democrats just openly admitting they’ll rig an election if it doesn’t go their way.

Wild.

[Brianna Lyman @briannalyman2]

We’ve now hit the “we need to abolish a constitutional branch of government because we didn’t like their decision” stage of saving democracy

[Josh Rainer @JoshRainerGold]

They’re not satisfied with his house burning down, they want everything his family owns, they want his family, they want him, all gone.

That’s what this all is. That’s all any of this ever is.

[Mike Solana @micsolana]

this is the kind of messaging you craft for public education when you believe the purpose of public education is giving unions money rather than educating children

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

Ok, now THIS is epic. Tampa Bay got BERT KREISCHER to help unveil their schedule … and let’s just say he does something pretty zany in this video 😂

[John Ziegler @Zigmanfreud]

Reminder, in a 24-team (or even a 16-team) CFB playoff, this game would have been essentially irrelevant.

[Mike Solana @micsolana]

all of their ideas now are like “should we dissolve the government, imprison our opponents, and seize every lever of power in the country? we’re the good guys remember, if we don’t do this the bad guys will win (an election)” like they don’t even talk about healthcare anymore lol