Donald R. Gaffney

investigating behavior & inference in times & types of uncertainty | coffee addict | thrill-seeker | aspiring hip-hop head | behavioral scientist

[Donald R. Gaffney @DonaldRGaffney]

Just wrapped up presenting my forthcoming chapter (w/Frank Kardes & Steve Posavac) at @Stanford, and I couldn't be more grateful! A huge thank you to Stanford for the opportunity and support. It was fantastic to share my work and get some amazing feedback from brilliant minds. Feeling inspired and excited for what's next! And now back to research…

[austin petersmith @awwstn]

i made a chrome extension that removes the AI slop from my linkedin feed

[Ben Horwitz @horwitzben]

I made the anti-Grammarly. Mess up your emails with AI.

https://t.co/R6kdTpoc0W

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

RT and ❤️ for a chance to win a signed Dexter Lawrence II Bengals helmet!

[Donald R. Gaffney @DonaldRGaffney]

@AndrewWhitworth I was with you until you said "pretended to like Skyline sober" ... There are somethings you just need to keepto the grave fam @AndrewWhitworth

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

The one employed philosophy PhD right now

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

nobody's been this far from a Waffle House before

[Jackson @zeroxjackson]

To those who leave the airplane window closed during takeoff/landing,

Have you no whimsy?
No childlike wonder?

Are the subtle joys of life lost on you, air traveler?

Hath ye spirit died already, body unburied?

[John B. Holbein @JohnHolbein1]

12 people.

12.

6 males.

6 females.

PNAS.

Bonkers.

[Cole Adams @coleadamss]

Baseball is meant to be watched in person

Football is meant to be watched on your couch

College Basketball is meant to be watched during the day at your cubicle

[Maddie Lee, PhD @m_janelee]

academic conferences are crazy because it’s like Let’s go to the most beautiful place in the world and then look at powerpoints for 12 straight hours

[NCAA Buzzer Beaters & Game Winners @NCAABuzzerBters]

March Madness bracket if you picked each matchup by which School's home stadium is closest to a @Wendys

[David Powell @thedavidpowell]

“I can change him.”

Please don’t. He’s in my data and I’m relying heavily on fixed effects.

[Live Weather Updates @samelpan4]

Might rain this week. Might not

[Ethan W. Anderson @Ethan_is_online]

I've plotted the most expensive McDonald's burger and the least expensive MacBook over time. This analysis projects that the most expensive burger will be more expensive than the cheapest laptop as soon as 2081

[J. Cole @JColeNC]

Aight im currently in Silver Springs, MD. If there’s anybody in the area that wants to ride with me in the Civic while we listen to the album let me know. I got new speakers for this. Please be in the vacinity of silver springs, ima come pick you up with ib, then we can go scoop 1 more person, then we press play.

First 2 people I pick up will listen to disc 29 with us. Next 2 people will listen to disc 39. Don’t send your address until I reply to you and follow you, then you can DM. Lemme know

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

True believers rewarded

[John B. Holbein @JohnHolbein1]

All journals should adopt format neutral initial submissions.

Strict formatting requirements on initial submission are silly.

[Donald R. Gaffney @DonaldRGaffney]

It really looks like this all over Nashville.

[Tori🫧 @toricantstfu]

“Over-hyped”

[Chad Withrow @TheChadWithrow]

21% of all current power outages nationally are in Nashville. That’s crazy. Stay safe, everyone.

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

how does zac taylor still have a job 😂