Donnie

[mars ☄️ @mctaylor34]

@Donevan_38 is always my go to text for when I'm uncomfortable.

[Donnie @Donevan_38]

Female doctors are the epitome of sexy.

[Donnie @Donevan_38]

Remember, yes on 3, no on 2.

[Donnie @Donevan_38]

@YUNG_SHARK haha you should get extra credit for coining the term poemkin.

[Donnie @Donevan_38]

@YUNG_SHARK whaaaaat, did you get pictures?

[Donnie @Donevan_38]

@YUNG_SHARK your name is rad.

[Donnie @Donevan_38]

@RyRyHack Top of the mornin' to ya

[Donnie @Donevan_38]

2 hour drive home sounds like hell

[Donnie @Donevan_38]

It's Blood In Blood Out, Charlie Brown.

[mars ☄️ @mctaylor34]

Hedonism is gr8 :-)

[Donnie @Donevan_38]

The only good thing about Ohio is that it is full of beautiful girls.

[Donnie @Donevan_38]

Anyone want to go somewhere warm and perchance tropical on our winter break?

[Donnie @Donevan_38]

Do you guys remember that show The Big Comfy Couch from when we were kids?

[Donnie @Donevan_38]

Oh golly who to vote for.

[Floyd @dafloydsta]

"Does anyone know why these two should not be wed?"

ME: *yelling from back* HER VOLCANO DIDN'T ERUPT AT THE 7TH GRADE SCIENCE FAIR

[Donnie @Donevan_38]

cheers on 16 years clean of the amniotic fluid, @KimmyJohnson9. Stay strong. 🎉

[milk @miilkkk]

Instead of yelling boo this Halloween, yell something scarier like 'commitment!' or 'college tuition!'

[Donnie @Donevan_38]

'lube' is a hideous word.

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[at the mall]
Me: I've lost my son. Can you make an announcement?
Security: what's his name?
Me: ...
Security: sir?
Me: shut up I'm thinking