𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪 𝓓𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰

Whole Ass Person, occasionally considered a sexy Muppet
(she/her)💗💜💙🖖

$DonkeySweater

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪 𝓓𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 @DonkeySweater]

Pronouncing female like tamale

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪 𝓓𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 @DonkeySweater]

@notmythirdrodeo A little "Mano y Mano" if you will

[erin ♡ @erinmhk]

my dream body is whatever version of myself is the healthiest & happiest

[Xavi Ruiz @xruiztru]

Alan Turing killed himself 69 years ago today. He broke the Nazi Enigma code in WWII, leading to victory over Hitler.

Turing was chemically castrated by the British state for being gay. His suicide warns us today of where intolerance and hatred can lead to. #PrideMonth

[Dr. Bella, tired and wired @LittleLeapers_]

"Did you just Shazam that bird?!"

(-my friend seeing us use the Merlin app to sound id a bird)

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪 𝓓𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 @DonkeySweater]

I don't know whether this is a joke or not & that's the really distressing part

[Star Trek @StarTrek]

"Star Trek is doing its part to push boundaries and let its characters grow in a hopeful, mental health-forward future." ✨ #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 https://t.co/EXpMSky8oG

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪 𝓓𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 @DonkeySweater]

@bravesorganist Simply the Best by Tina Turner for Trea Turner

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪 𝓓𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 @DonkeySweater]

@coffeeandvinyl1 NOOOOOO 😂😂😂 Can you imagine‽ like "oh Jesus, fill my pussy with the holy spirit!" I'm just fuckin 💀😂

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪 𝓓𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 @DonkeySweater]

@coffeeandvinyl1 This makes me think of the article where two newlyweds continued to not bone after marriage bc they thought that would make their relationship "more holy" & dude would straight up eat a raw potato if he got too horny 😂

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪 𝓓𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 @DonkeySweater]

@JohannesTEvans Very lucky indeed - you very much reassured me as I read further ♡

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪 𝓓𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 @DonkeySweater]

@succubusspice @bravesorganist Thank you so much! I went into a Wikipedia deep dive bc I thought it had to do with the novel & then I just got lost in the internet- that makes much more sense 😅

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪 𝓓𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 @DonkeySweater]

@socialaskan How have I not seen this mentioned yet?

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪 𝓓𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 @DonkeySweater]

I love my @scenequeenrocks concert crop top especially since I have no clue what it says ♡

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪 𝓓𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 @DonkeySweater]

I miss Tumblr lol

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪 𝓓𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 @DonkeySweater]

@fesshole Someone needs to watch Grandma's Boy

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪 𝓓𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 @DonkeySweater]

Everything about this passage makes me think of @ClaireMax & how she would fuckin ROCK this look. #GoodOmens

[spaghett.i @Writer_of_Songs]

nobody:

edgy pastor at premarital counseling: when you're fucking just remember you are jesus and she is the church and her pussy is the church door and your hard cock is the word of god and your cum is the holy spirit