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I think my username answers all of your questions.

[GLP-Diddy @mattytalks]

(in bed with a woman)
Her: don't be embarrassed it happens to all guys, relax
Me: I swear, every other time I've finished the entire pizza

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@mattytalks oh dear lord I thought it said licked.

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@midnightwhale what if its a hell hound?

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@jazmasta I'm voting for whoever gets you to stop these.

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@fred_delicious I like the baloon kind.

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Who called it "taking a young goat by force" and not "kidnapping"?

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@mattytalks finishing fast is pretty efficient.

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*pointing at chernobyl* [in borat voice] my life.

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@ajstream @melissarfleming people are not likely to react meaningfully without exposure to such images. unfortunately.

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@ajstream the EU needs to make sure the refugee crisis is not exploit by groups such as ISIl.

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@jazmasta Obama should come after your unregulated tweets next.

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@donkey_broke Space tornadoes people!

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@jake_likes_naps ...I'd read it.

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what if black holes are just space tornados?

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The bigger the star the the bigger the hole.

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@sireviscerate and Ray said unto the lord may I keep him pleeease?

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@theewren I knew I wouldn't regret following you.

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You think cavemen went clubbing to pick up girls? Hahaha I'm slightly funny.

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*cops takes mugshot* criminal: delete it.

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Me: give me you're name, make it real, or else forget about it.
Girl I'm robbing: how about my hidden jewelry instead?