donkeymint

author of one very specific pun

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you can just think things

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@charlesv I thought this was about the Christopher Nolan movie but this is just as good

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Lexus spelled backward is Suxel

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@jacobtwop Something something 30
Odd foot of BLUNTS

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@Eric_WVGG JUST? Bro that was months ago. Join me in the vegan phase.

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come on already, @Roku

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Ladies and gentlemen, a masterpiece https://t.co/YveFLsInJI

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@wallet where ARE you?

[The First Robyn of Spring @whyrobynwhy]

The unrelenting demands of corporeal existence? Humiliating, frankly.

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@zardulu @therealelp @NatGeo Wooooooooow

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😶

[Kevin Nealon @kevin_nealon]

My sketch of Maggie Gyllenhaal. Great actress. Never met her but did see her once at the Rose Bowl Flea Market in Pasadena. I think I sheepishly said hi but she must not have heard me and kept browsing with her mom. #secretary #dinniedarko #thedarkknight #jakegyllenhaal

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if any doubt remains as to the corniest human being on the planet is I give you this https://t.co/QEhClE19xw

[CQ @coketweet]

I vote for “nieph.”

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It’d be shocking if it was any good

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@Eric_WVGG

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a hot tub that reminds you of all the water you're wasting called a j'accuzi this is dumb I'm very sorry

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Party Pizza Johnson here.

[bobby @bobby]

your lunch name is the food you ate for lunch plus johnson. i'm chicken sandwich johnson.

[The First Robyn of Spring @whyrobynwhy]

Why don't they build the whole podcast out of mattresses?

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