Donna Summer

Pint-sized Milk Monitor

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@Susie722086 @benwansell It’s why I never visit Oxford any more. You need anti anti-car vigilance at virtually every junction

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@Susie722086 @Trinityter77 To what point? It’s fused with my DNA now

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@SHD766 6. Twice

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@thomasforth Brilliant idea!

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@aaron_woodin @DesireeAmerica4 no. check the fleetwood mac album. not them

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@MikeBierma25541 @Susie722086 @YourAnonNews Merfer tidvill

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@R3troSzn What happened, they asked? He replied
I got sent off after 12 minutes!

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@R3troSzn Lovely story about Poyet: He was so good one Saturday they left him to play for Chelsea on his own, while they went down the pub. Checked the score at half-time 0-0, ok; checked after the match Chelsea lost one-nil. They rushed to the dressing room to find a disconsolate Poyet.

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@Immy_220 18

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@Susie722086 @azsweetheart013 Yeah, he could’ve worn brown loafers, in case of overspill

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@TrumpvsEvery1 @Susie722086 @tmorello TvsE, not gonna lie, Susan ain’t, you are. Well done

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@thomasforth It got a lot of negative traction round here

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@Susie722086 @azsweetheart013 I'll give it a read

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@thomasforth Funny, Tom

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@Susie722086 @digijordan yet the headless guy deserves no comment..

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.

Nigel Farage says he wants The People versus the Establishment. So be it.

Leave him to me.

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@glenlora67 When's the follow-up?

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@bigwiz798862 @FabrizioRomano No!!

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@thomasforth Very funny, Tom. I'm gonna dob you in by saying it's a bit warm here