jp

copywriter at frito-lay, comedian everywhere else

[jp @DontCallMePJ]

i’m built different (worse)

[Chester Cheetah @ChesterCheetah]

im eating Cheetos rn. never give up on your dream

[Chester Cheetah @ChesterCheetah]

more babies should be named Chester

[jp @DontCallMePJ]

@Kama_Kamilia RIP big door prize

[jp @DontCallMePJ]

@BeyondFest @musicboxtheatre explain

[jp @DontCallMePJ]

counting or not counting gang violence

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Olaf just fucking died…

[jp @DontCallMePJ]

chappell roan when she sees a kid

[jp @DontCallMePJ]

@StaceyHarkey took me 4 rereads to realize you meant jamaica and not your boyfriend

[jp @DontCallMePJ]

mischief? is there a mr. chief?

[Chris Oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

You just created a million Paul Danos

[jp @DontCallMePJ]

google maps rn

[Shishir @ShishirShelke1]

Google is now updating the Maps logo

Old: New:

[jp @DontCallMePJ]

Daisy come get your man

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: A flashing green light was captured on Jupiter by the Juno spacecraft.

[jp @DontCallMePJ]

stolen valor

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Kim Kardashian’s SKIMS drops new underwear collection featuring faux hair:

“The Ultimate Bush”

[jp @DontCallMePJ]

@JLDykefus north tower stuns in latest photo

[jp @DontCallMePJ]

vaxxed?

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Charlie Kirk has died after being shot at a speaking event in Utah.

[Chester Cheetah @ChesterCheetah]

tonight we let the Cheetle do the talking

[jp @DontCallMePJ]

for sale: toddler shoes never worn (i bought them for my giant baby) [it died]

[jp @DontCallMePJ]

@rodeoman i simply must know what that link leads to

[jp @DontCallMePJ]

just saw an early bird getting a worm and feeling pretty inspired. there’s gotta be some kind of saying i could make out of this