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12 years of this and all I got was this taster glass

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RONE RUNNING 2018: PUSH TICKS TO THE LIMIT

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Trying to to decide which style of beer to drink in October

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Giving your friend mead for the first time

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Me and the homies meeting up to talk about how good Allagash White is for the 865th time

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Scandinavian brewers making a stout

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That one friend who always tries to turn things into some kinda competition

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My friends rushing me home after
I ripped four high abv flights at the brewery

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Me when a beer tastes like hot garbage on release so I cellar it for 15 years and it shockingly still tastes like perineum second runnings

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Dudes turn 26 and are sorted into one of these four houses like Harry Potter

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Handing someone this chart to let them know how drunk I am

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Smoothie places: “is there a way that we can hire less than one employee?”

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When I see someone storing Pelican bottles in a linen closet

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When someone asks me what the worst Founders beer was

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The two types of beer fans during fall

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I’m at city of Hope doing labs for chemo and they call out all these order numbers and the robot voice goes “now serving…1-7-3-8” and I go “Seventeeeeeen thirty 8!” And the security guard starts busting up and goes “yeah but for real fetty wap is in jail though”

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Doing this when servers start listing the hops in a beer

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Pusha t raps like it’s finally his turn to talk at couples counseling

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How it feels to finally drink a few beers in your bloated fading cellar

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How it feels to be 9 stouts deep and your friend pulls out a full 50/50 Eclipse vertical

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Brewers finding out that they are making a radler

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Every dude from upstate New York