庫爾特

1000 grams of uncut to the gut

RT = Co-sign

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

There is nothing like this app man

[JC Foster @forestmanjohn]

update: grok 4.5 is easy to use and intelligent; it has been helpful for testing / optimizing laser welding parameters ☕️

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

The middle class actually isn't falling behind, they're getting ahead. But everyone thinks they're falling behind because they're constantly interacting with super-rich people online, and seeing rich people's lifestyles on Instagram.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

In 1989, Bo Jackson had 32 home runs and 105 RBI and then averaged 5.5 yards per carry that fall in the NFL. Think about that for a minute. Even if you’re already aware.

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

How it feels demonetizing accounts that pretend to be Americans and attempt to divide us

Happy 4th

[CogginToboggan @CogginToboggan]

John Kruk in a suit looks like a guy about to receive an award from Gary Barbera himself for selling the most certified pre-owned Dodge Durangos.

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

Not only have Democrats joined the screenshot-and-no-link party, they use screenshots that reveal they don't subscribe to the paper.

(The grey color is what you see if you're reading for free and get a subscription prompt>0

[Satya Nadella @satyanadella]

https://t.co/vLmiBKTtX3

[Zach Seyko @zach_seyko]

Penn State QB Rocco Becht has been stopped by the Willard Preacher! If you interact with him, you’ll be late for a team lift.

[JC Foster @forestmanjohn]

you’ll still be able to buy one without but for those who wanted a timer, it’s gonna be so good

https://t.co/Mhc6wk4sHh

[Rob Schmitt @SchmittNYC]

Hates corporations, works for one, hates big business, shops at them (and steals from them), hates the rich, is one.

[庫爾特 @DontKurtMe]

@JulieChangRE Ideally each plane in a shower should be a single slab. Grout in a shower grosses me out. Soon tile showers will be looked at like tile countertops. What were people thinking.

[GoBills @BillsCavsTribe]

@jemelehill I knew Skip Bayless was fucking Bill Parcells back in the day.

[庫爾特 @DontKurtMe]

@joinladder how long till your app is fixed? I’m trying to workout 😩

[Lachlan Markay @lachlan]

Why is @gitlab's foundation funding the group bankrolling NIMBY opposition to domestic chipmaking?

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Lmao

[Matt Couch @RealMattCouch]

I'm still blown away that someone at the USPS gave the orders to not deliver mail to most of the country because of winter weather..

Whatever happened to "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"

[Google @Google]

We’re launching full-length, on demand practice exams for standardized tests in @GeminiApp, starting with the SAT, available now at no cost.

Practice SATs are grounded in rigorously vetted content in partnership with @ThePrincetonRev, and Gemini will provide immediate feedback highlighting where you excelled and where you might need to study more.

To try it out, tell Gemini, “I want to take a practice SAT test.”

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

This actually occurred to me at age 20 after I ate a bag of mushrooms and took 20 bong rips but I'm glad they are finally doing the math

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

HR when you complain about your 1.3% annual raise and $700 increase in health insurance premiums