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I want to learn everything I can, and I write down everything I see. Golly says if I want to be a writer someday, I better start now, and that is why I am a spy

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@elmiister__ Couldn't your dad just steal condoms?

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@topogeny Real cheese is pretentious

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@realbayoX They know you're lying to play gta 6

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@HowlingPooper Neither did you

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@shmegmoid

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@HardscopeClips He should probably go to a doctor and find out what it really is.

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@arith_rose 1. Play "Captain America and the Avengers" on Sega genesis while eating pizza.
2. Get pizza grease on your hands and get frustrated.
3. Imitate throwing your controller at the screen, but accidentally throw it due to the pizza grease.
4. Get grounded for breaking the TV.

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@Dominos_UK Lamp looks weird

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@wildfreakouts Wow, and to think, window artists used to be the pinnacle of costumer service.

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@slave_2_liberty @grock what does one 9mm bullet cost?

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@BendiTheBagak Twitch gave him a 3 day ban.

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@TomArnold Are you guys getting back together?

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@TheRajGiri She must of been a WCW fan.

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@bayobets

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@Alan_sbg 95 percent of people couldn't keep up with the damn train.

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@gusholderhaber "Remember, no Russian"

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@ringsidenews_ Didn't her last boyfriend kill himself?

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@theclipzne If you think black people don't like the word 'nigger', than you've never called one a 'faggot'

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@JohnHTeasley Personally, I prefer a little more eye contact. But this will work.

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@InsaneContext This reminds me of that time everyone was disgusted by the way boston market made gravy and the video was just of a guy making gravy.