David

I don't want to live in your Theocracy.

[Michael Thomas @curious_founder]

Fact check:

Literally none of our solar panels are coming from China.

[David @Dont_CallMeDave]

Trump, on healthcare

[David @Dont_CallMeDave]

@Hasmas Shout out to Manchaca, but my personal favorites are the minefield of towns on Hwy 46: Seguin, Gruene, and Boerne

[David @Dont_CallMeDave]

Are...are Democrats cool now?

[David @Dont_CallMeDave]

@Hasmas 🤖

[David @Dont_CallMeDave]

@JD_Brown9

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

My fellow Democrats, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as President for the remainder of my term. My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris as my Vice President. And it’s been the best decision I’ve made. Today I want to offer my full support and endorsement for Kamala to be the nominee of our party this year. Democrats — it’s time to come together and beat Trump. Let’s do this.

[David @Dont_CallMeDave]

@JD_Brown9 Yeah but you got a nice shirt out of the deal

[David @Dont_CallMeDave]

@Hasmas The coolest thing I've ever experienced

[Whitly ❤️‍🔥Tayronto N6✨ @wistfullywhitly]

Them: Did you go to Church recently?
Me: Yeah I just got back from Church actually
The Church:

@taylornation13 @taylorswift13 #TSTheErasTourTaylorsVersion

[David @Dont_CallMeDave]

@Hasmas We're reaching new heights of clownery this evening 🤡

[David @Dont_CallMeDave]

@JD_Brown9 Real "Rookie of the Year" situation

[David @Dont_CallMeDave]

@JD_Brown9 IMMEDIATELY

[David @Dont_CallMeDave]

@JD_Brown9 What a weird list of schools we're referring to as a conference here

[David @Dont_CallMeDave]

@JD_Brown9 Didn't Lebby work under Briles? That bothered me more than the family thing.

[David @Dont_CallMeDave]

CALLENDER OH MY GOD

[David @Dont_CallMeDave]

@JD_Brown9 @lindsaylucas She's a perfect angel

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

well i guess we dont fuck with
lindsey do we, class?

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

Lindsay Horan was not put on Earth to hear your van de donk bullshit.