Hooper

Political Organizer, Theatre Artist, Chess Patzer. Staff at Sustain Saint Paul. Progressive urbanism. Surface Parking Lots Delenda Est. I love Saint Paul.

[Hooper @Donthoopmebro]

Clear the field. A new challenger has entered the race for president in 2024. The elites don't stand a chance.

[taylr @taylr]

marion greene is DFL endorsed for commissioner district 3 on first ballot with 74.6 percent!

[Hooper @Donthoopmebro]

@WedgeLIVE A candidate who wins all the votes gets all the power, while candidates with no votes get no power. Wow, sure doesn’t seem very democratic does it?🧐

[Rudy FunkMeyer @rudyfunkmeyer]

HC ATTORNEY (Round 1):

Matt Pelikan: 4
Anders Folk: 62
Hao Nguyen: 82
Cedrick Frazier: 235 (61%)

CEDRICK FRAZIER ENDORSED

[Hooper @Donthoopmebro]

If I were running for Hennepin County Sheriff, I would not use the phrase “we need someone with the ability to collaborate” in my speech at the dfl convention.

[Hooper @Donthoopmebro]

@yumtapwater @exiledlibrarian My cat is in Minnesota and won’t stop meowing

[Hooper @Donthoopmebro]

Me and a dozen other Como neighbors all trying to grab a stray dog who keeps running across Como Ave. He’s got stumpy lil legs but he’s surprisingly slippery.

Finally cornered by Saint Paul Water Services. Officially back with his Human, who was very emotional to get him back.

[Sustain Saint Paul @SustainStPaul]

The 10th anniversary of the METRO A Line is upon us!🗓️🚌

This Saturday morning (6/13), we will be joining Metro Transit at Mattocks Park to celebrate 10 years since the launch of our BRT network and the 13 million+ trips on the route!

Learn more:
https://t.co/yS7dTp66HM

[Hooper @Donthoopmebro]

@rudyfunkmeyer Minneapolis is the Saint Paul of the West

[Mynx 🫧 @JinxMarcy]

@AlexNoonan6 @AGoldmund pick a side Milk Hotel

[Hooper @Donthoopmebro]

@larryn1966 Hell yeah

[Hooper @Donthoopmebro]

Still not weighing in on Maine. Sorry to my many many Maine followers, there’s just too much politics happening in my community for me to prioritize you the way I know you want me to. I’m confident you can figure this out yourselves. One love ❤️

[Hooper @Donthoopmebro]

For punditry, I’m all Minnesota all the time. Mainly Saint Paul.

Sorry to the voters of Maine, Texas, and Illinois. I know how much you desperately want me to weigh in. But you are on your own. You will have to figure it out without me.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@mark_slapinski And I feel bad about that. I meant to say he is a sadistic, infantile ugly fuck.

[Hooper @Donthoopmebro]

@yumtapwater Like the trend of having a mustache (bushy or curl styled) or the trend of putting mustaches on everything (finger tattoos, stickers, etc)

[taylr @taylr]

benicio mendiola-johnson of parks and power speaks in favor of closing minnehaha dog park to the minneapolis park and recreation board, how he knows it is hard to give up a place people are attached to, but every year we delay is more harm to the dakota community

@ParksAndPower

[yogesh @yogeshtwet]

Una gata embarazada estaba por parir
Así que su amiga paloma fue y se puso a hacerle un nido

[Hooper @Donthoopmebro]

@soupformy_fam I’ve been told I have a nose like “Mr potato head”

Nobody is nosemogging me. I’m fully nose-maxxed.

[Hooper @Donthoopmebro]

@taylr /r/saintpaul and /r/Minneapolis be like

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Union @yumtapwater]

@Donthoopmebro @MaplehoodUnited The St Paul Vaguely Flirtatious Brief Eye Contact Convention