Dooby Keebler 🌊🌵🌊

Level 70 Family Wrangler, Air Force brat, Independent , cranky old lady. I don’t do DMs

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

America 250 was going to be like a World Fair that would have attracted millions of people.

But Trump stole the money, denied permits, & renamed it Freedom 250 so he could make it all about himself & Republicans.

Trump stole America's Birthday from you! 🤬

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

It’s not “Socialism” it’s common sense.

According to the 2026 Index of Economic Freedom, there are 27 countries that are truly and fully capitalist.

Every single one has universal healthcare, 𝐄𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐔𝐬.

Every single one has paid parental leave. 𝐄𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐔𝐬.

Every single country has unionization rates above 10%. 𝐄𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐔𝐬.

Every single country has job protection laws. 𝐄𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐔𝐬.

Every single country has mandatory employer provided PTO. 𝐄𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐔𝐬.

We have the lowest literacy rate of all the developed Capitalist countries.

We have the lowest life expectancy of all developed Capitalist countries.

[Michael @Michaelmog7546]

@dexter_doggie @Sabrina56389530 Trump is shitting in his diaper

#MOG8

[Dooby Keebler 🌊🌵🌊 @DoobyKeebler505]

@HillbillyHighl1 Awwww

[Rep. Mark Pocan @RepMarkPocan]

REMINDER: Medicare for All would save 68,000 lives and $450 billion a year.

[Dooby Keebler 🌊🌵🌊 @DoobyKeebler505]

@ThrillaRilla369 Punkin

[Dooby Keebler 🌊🌵🌊 @DoobyKeebler505]

Same

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Joy Behar: “I’m so tired of Donald Trump, I can barely talk about him anymore. I am so sick of his stupidity, his dishonor, the way he talks about people, the way he presents himself to children, the way he curses and swears about people, the fact he’s so incompetent at what he does, the fact these Republicans stick by him no matter what. Why are Americans putting up with this?”

[Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated]

The White House as it once was. My photos.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Good morning and Happy Sunday to everyone celebrating President Obama Appreciation Day today, because he's infinitely better than the squatter in the Oval Office, and never used taxpayer funds for a lavish birthday party for himself.

Better in every way.

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

👇

[Rep. Oscar De Los Santos @RepODLS]

JUST NOW: Arizona House & Senate Democrats pass a state budget stopping data center tax giveaways for 3 years. Arizona now has the toughest moratorium in the nation. We also stopped the Republicans from kicking off 40,000 people from AHCCCS.

[American Veteran @amvetsupport]

Trump is a moron. You do not salute the national anthem. The proper protocol is to place your hand over your heart. Commander in Chief. and he has zero idea. Just like him saluting a North Korean General. Idiot

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Even if it takes me 20 years I'll follow back anybody who reposts this thread

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

@PeteHegseth @POTUS This entire administration should spend their dying days rotting in a jail cell. Our troops should not be over there.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Trump hasn’t made a public appearance in 8 days. This after an unscheduled visit to the hospital- because he “likes getting check ups.” Thank God Jake Tapper (or as I like to call him- the Brick Tamland of his generation) is on the case hunting down clues in a book about my mom’s experience as First Lady four years ago.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

You have to visit my profile regularly if you want to see my tweets. It's the only way. Elon has me on his shit list. Retweet for visibility

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

I would boycott UFC because of their ties to Trump but I already don’t watch that stupid shit because I’m not a moron.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

A lot of people across socials are calling for the courts to order Trump to rebuild the White House's East Wing exactly as it was. Who's with me in supporting this idea? 🤚