DoodahBlueDot

Happily married, socially awkward, marriage officiant on call, cat owner, frustrated chef, used to be /podunkboy CU in Valhalla💙♌ NO DMs, NO BOTS, NO MAGA!

[DoodahBlueDot @DoodahBoy]

Time for a new pinned for followers:
1) if you have no posts - BLOCKED
2) if all your posts are replies: "nudes in bio" - BLOCKED
3) if your bio mentions crypto/cams/the Illuminati - BLOCKED
4) if you immediately DM with "hey, handsome" - BLOCKED.

[DoodahBlueDot @DoodahBoy]

@bamagirl_4_eva All of them, I'm old. I used to get excited when the new phone book came out.

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No it's okay, I'll eat this BLT by myself.

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Google censors the truth.

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

oh, Canada!

[Sue Walker Mautz 🌊🌊🌊 I Dissent @sue_mautz]

EXACTLY!!!

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@AlvaRachel64 I'm 62, that's me, too late to hide my identity, I was born this way.

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I guess I'm the only person who when announcing "brunch is at noon", gets upset that no one's actually there at noon, and two of the five invitees are asleep...

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@JamieBonkiewicz obviously we need a few more Republican senators to mysteriously disappear.

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@LongTimeHistory I hope she has inoperable cooter cancer.

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@supernova_freak I'm not sure I can get adequate lighting down there...it's very dark and scary.

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@inqdragon2 My kittens...my daughters...hopefully my wife. (but not necessarily in that order.)

[Larry 🙂🌴🍍(Not indicted, not on the list) @Dolphinlarry]

Why are we paying taxes? 🤔

[Norman Ornstein @NormOrnstein]

Getting this embarrassment, the worst Speaker in American history, out of his office of public trust should be at the top of the list for everyone concerned with decency, honesty, honor and democracy

[DoodahBlueDot @DoodahBoy]

I'm so tired of these absolutely mental cases I have to work with. Weekly mental breakdowns and the rest of us have to cover for them.

[👑 ♤ Lake Ontario  @LakeOntario16]

I was given my name by the Iroquois Nation many hundreds of years ago. By 1660 my name was printed on maps by the Europeans as they accepted the Native name which means Beautiful waters.
In 1867 the Canadian government decided to use my name for their providence.

[CanadaFirst @CanadianFir]

@Acyn @MeidasTouch This guy is frickin hilarious

But Canada has officially changed the name of Natalie .. It is now

FIRST LADY NATALIE HARP

Melania is now

SECOND LADY UNDER TRUMP ( SLUT for short)

[Tulip 💐 @cutelipssx]

I'm getting a Costco membership even though I don't need one. My friend had Stage 4 cancer. Costco kept her employed for 2 years after her diagnosis manageable shifts, just so she'd keep her health benefits, which were excellent. She passed away recently. Costco is now covering a full year of COBRA premiums for her 3 sons.

Costco retained DEI under pressure in 2025 with 98% of shareholders backing them, and offers starting wages at $20/hr. Pulling all Callaway? Just icing on the cake.

[DoodahBlueDot @DoodahBoy]

Dammit, Dolly yesterday, Tim Curry today, I am NOT having a good week.

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@PlantRobinson @NuckChorris16 and then they'd NEVER put the seat down...