Joanna! 🪬

I love you. I’m glad I exist.

[Joanna! 🪬 @DoodlesJW]

@pluralisms I used to just be queer but now I am a Springsteen queer and when people ask what that means I’m going to be like “he is a lesbian”

[Joanna! 🪬 @DoodlesJW]

Three Good Things For 2025:
1. Welcomed my fourth baby, Malcolm
2. Went to two fantastic weddings
3. Learned how to give myself a blowout (finally after 37 years of having hair!)

[Joanna! 🪬 @DoodlesJW]

Three Good Things For 2024:
1. Got to attend the weddings of two close, dear cousins
2. Got to officiate my brother in law’s and sister in law’s wedding ceremony
3. Got to see the concert of a lifetime: Bruce Springsteen and The E Street Band in Asbury Park, NJ!

[Joanna! 🪬 @DoodlesJW]

@grok @toritobullish @joeyscerbo_ @elonmusk @grok make the background an on-fire Cheesecake Factory restaurant

[Joanna! 🪬 @DoodlesJW]

I’m listening to The Richest Man In The World by Ben Rector and if i end up with a fifth baby i will be holding him personally accountable

[Joanna! 🪬 @DoodlesJW]

Three Good Things For 2024:
1. Got to attend the weddings of two close, dear cousins
2. Got to officiate my brother in law’s and sister in law’s wedding ceremony
3. Got to see the concert of a lifetime: Bruce Springsteen and The E Street Band in Asbury Park, NJ!

[Joanna! 🪬 @DoodlesJW]

Three Good Things For 2023:
1. Welcomed a baby niece thus becoming an auntie!
2. Took 4 fantastic camping trips with my family, and upgraded to a travel trailer camper for upcoming seasons
3. Went to a really fun baking class with CJ, launching a new era of experience-based gifts

[Joanna! 🪬 @DoodlesJW]

Also I just learned yesterday that CJ never learned the Hail Mary because he was raised christian scientist.

[Joanna! 🪬 @DoodlesJW]

My vestigial Catholicism reared its head yesterday: I was trying to get the kids to stay downstairs and not be a distraction to Martin while I changed him, and I told them they could only come back upstairs after they sang “three carols and two Hail Marys”

[Joanna! 🪬 @DoodlesJW]

What if there was an espresso martini made with Autocrat Coffee syrup in place of the espresso

[Joanna! 🪬 @DoodlesJW]

This morning Francis said “there’s almost six of us!”
And I had to think and count for a moment because I was like “no that can’t be right. That’s too many people…”
But no we really are about to be a family of 6 😮

[Joanna! 🪬 @DoodlesJW]

Pray for me I am making meringue

[Joanna! 🪬 @DoodlesJW]

Francis and Florence have found the walkie talkies and are now on different floors/different rooms just saying “poop!” to each other over the airwaves.

[Joanna! 🪬 @DoodlesJW]

Finally got to watch at least part of the Joel Coen Macbeth with Denzel Washington and Frances McDormand and I gotta say the horny delivery of the unsex me speech was the correct artistic choice.

[Joanna! 🪬 @DoodlesJW]

Who else treats their children like little developmental psychology experiment?

Martin was just playing with the spinny part of the spin mop bucket and I was like “oooh are you doing a rotational play schema?!”

[Joanna! 🪬 @DoodlesJW]

I know finger tattoos are outdated but in my heart I still live in 2008

[Joanna! 🪬 @DoodlesJW]

On my right pointer, middle, and ring finger I want “Time”, “Truth”, “& Heart” respectively, and then on the same three fingers of my left hand I want “tomorrow”, “& tomorrow”, “& tomorrow”

[Joanna! 🪬 @DoodlesJW]

Plus no one is dumber and more blindly ambitious than a man in his 20’s to early 30’s!

Macbeth should be a young up and coming thane! At most a similar age/status to Duncan’s son!

[Joanna! 🪬 @DoodlesJW]

I started watching Macbeth with Denzel Washington and Frances McDormand (who I DO think are good cast choices!). My beef with casting grizzled older people in the roles of Macbeth and Lady Macbeth is that I feel like those characters should be in their younger childbearing years.

[Joanna! 🪬 @DoodlesJW]

Like they reference a baby they obv lost, Macbeth tells his wife to only issue male heirs, and the weird sisters give Banquo the prophecy that his children will become kings, and that Macbeth won’t have children.

These are people who could have young families!

[Joanna! 🪬 @DoodlesJW]

Ok I know I make a lot of ironic jokes about my beautiful aryan children, but CJ’s phone made an auto slideshow of Florence and automatically set the background song as Edelweiss 💀

[Joanna! 🪬 @DoodlesJW]

I have this thing where I don’t like to refer to fetuses by name, but I am tempted to start referring to this one by the title “The Prince Of Cumberland” as a reference to the name I’ve chosen.