ACHAP

Khob-kun-Ka, Khob-kun-Ka

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Good morning

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

🦁 ˃ 👽

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

rest up knicks fam. we're back at it tomorrow.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

This is what Trump's done to the people's house:

A third of it is rubble.

Another third is a cage match.

What a metaphor.

[ACHAP @theACHAP]

@BenStiller always reppin

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

If there is a will... There's a way. Don't stop believing in yourself!

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

The kind of quote that used to end political careers

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

10 years ago today, Bartolo Colon made the impossible happen.

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[Aaron Blake @AaronBlake]

Trump yesterday: The war will last "probably another two weeks -- two weeks, maybe three weeks.

Trump on March 31: We'll be leaving "within two weeks maybe -- two weeks, maybe three."

[ACHAP @theACHAP]

This was WILD

[esteco 🍑 💎 🌺 🍝 🩺🍊 @esteco2]

“And he can’t just fuck with her again…I’m skeptical I’m weary of West…I don’t trust anyone with her heart..the way I would cut West off in one second” Amanda saying this about West and Ciara then hooking up with her ex is INSANE!! #SummerHouse

[SNY Knicks @sny_knicks]

Josh Hart unties Jimmy Fallon's shoe 😭

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

The goal of the game UNO is to have no cards you fucking idiot.

[RedWave Press @RedWavePress]

Megyn Kelly TEARS into President Trump for higher gas prices: “I just want to correct myself. That was yesterday. Today, they’ve already gone off another 10 cents to $4 and almost 40 cents a barrel. It’s $4.39 that the average gallon is costing. So there is President Trump saying that.”

“I’m sorry, I just I’m taking this before I give it to you. That’s f*cking bullsh*t!
The intelligence community assessed that Iran was not anywhere near getting a nuclear bomb. That comes from President Trump’s intelligence community right before we launched this war.”

“President Trump himself said that we had obliterated the nuclear sites in June, which we believed and reported and congratulated him on. So this is just bullsh*t!”

“You can say Iran’s a bad actor. Iran has proxies who are doing bad things in the region. Iran has designs on hurting America. That’s all true.
But what he just said is a lie. It’s bullsh*t. It’s f*cking propaganda and it’s not gonna sell. People don’t believe it.”

“And that is why the president’s poll numbers on approval for this war continue to drop into the basement and approval of the war is in the basement as well. The latest poll just came out in two thirds of the American public are against it, two-thirds of the American public are against the war.”

“The gas prices Buck, I just, you tell me whether America’s gonna swallow ‘We just need to do it in order to prevent a nuclear weapon from dropping on our heads.’”

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump says anyone running for president should take a cognitive exam because you could end being stuck with a moron for years.

“I mean, you get a guy who gets in there, he's got a good line of crap. He gets in and all of a sudden you're stuck with a man who's a moron”

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

SAY GO NEW YORK GO NEW YORK GO

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

This is really good.

[Amock_ @Amockx2022]

THIS IS SO HILARIOUS 😂😂

Journalist –– Are other countries helping the US navy blockade Strait of Hormuz?

🇺🇸 Trump –– "Yes, there are many countries"

Journalist –– Which countries?

🇺🇸 Trump –– "I don't need anyone's help. They are offering to help anyways" 😭

How can anyone contradict himself like this in just 5 seconds?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

BUTTIGIEG: The strait was open before they started this

KERNEN: They were close to having 11 nuclear weapons!

BUTTIGIEG: We had other ways of dealing with them

KERNEN: Like what? Obama's way?

BUTTIGIEG: That worked

KERNEN: That did not work!

BUTTIGIEG: Did they get a nuclear weapon under Obama?