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[Mike Bartner @MikeBartner]

Justin Trudeau at the USA game with Katy Perry instead of the Canada game earlier today, holy fraud.

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

I know comparing modern society to Idiocracy is really played out but man

[greg @greg16676935420]

My whole timeline is full of millionaires complaining about a trillionaire

[Doorman @DoormanOW]

@spittinchiclets "You can't fire me, I quit!"

[Jake Laskey @JWLaskey]

I wonder when the Pirates pulled Skenes.

[TJones Ifatunde @__tjones]

I love this shit. You niggas praise the 90s everyday and get mad when it show up on you front door step

[Doorman @DoormanOW]

@Jared_Shafit @worldhockeyrpt If it hits the goalie and goes in the net during the shootout, does that count?

[Doorman @DoormanOW]

@Kalshi The UI is clean but the algorithm is dogshit. Just the most idiotic rage bait posts

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[Doorman @DoormanOW]

@unusual_whales Did we not think we would end up here?

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

Please let us have an option to listen to games like this...

[Doorman @DoormanOW]

@NBA Who's that sitting next to the shaman?

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

spurs up by six with the ball and less the five seconds to go lol this was the most FUCK YOU GUYS dunk i’ve seen in a game in a looooong time 😂😂😂😂😂

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

The British government is saying they're banning me because I am "a serious risk to the public order" due to my criticism of Israel.

They say that my charge that Israel controls the American government through donations to 94% of Congress, while factual, is antisemitic nonetheless. Don't know if facts will soon be banned in Britain.

I didn't get banned for criticizing the UK, but for criticizing Israel. They broke the irony record by saying it was because I said Israel might control other governments. I wonder if they're going to ban themselves.

Think about it - if I had said that the Israeli government controls the British government so thoroughly that they'll ban someone from coming to the UK just for criticizing Israel, they would have said that was an antisemitic statement. This is absolutely Kafkaesque.

[Doorman @DoormanOW]

@F1 It's sad, but I think they said it was 38 races since he last mechanical retirement. Just so unlucky it was on such an important race for him.

[Doorman @DoormanOW]

@ryanwhitney6 Glassbanger 2.0

[Doorman @DoormanOW]

@DuranDuran589 @spittinchiclets Correct

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Tweets from the 18th century