Jimmy_Doors_Jr

MAGA economics consists of jumping off a very high cliff and shouting "Gravity isn't real !" for the 8 seconds it takes to smack into the earth below. - D. FRUM

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Trump: "Qatar is the closest to Iran, physically. With other countries, I noticed they had to travel about 45 minutes to get there. With you, you could walk right across the border."

There's no land border between Iran and Qatar. They're separated by the Persian Gulf.

[Jimmy_Doors_Jr @DoorsJr]

@Angry_Staffer Get to the part of the "GOLDEN AGREEMENT" where he trades Melania for a flying carpet and a bag of magic beans...

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Crazy.

Strait of Hormuz open without tolls? ❌

Limits on Iran’s missile program? ❌

Limits on Iran’s support to proxies? ❌

Securing the enriched uranium? ❌

National embarrassment? ✅

[Jimmy_Doors_Jr @DoorsJr]

@Acyn The other difference is that the PALLETS OF CASH TRUMP IS ARRANGING FOR ARE THE SIZE OF A BLUE WHALE COMPARED TO OBAMA'S GOLDFISH...

[Jimmy_Doors_Jr @DoorsJr]

@Angry_Staffer How does this compare with the amount of Reichsmarks Hitler gave France after he blew the French Army to hell in 1940...?

[Jimmy_Doors_Jr @DoorsJr]

@Angry_Staffer If Vance's claim about Gulf State money are true, how did Kushner and Witlesskoff get them to cough up A THIRD OF A TRILLION IN BLACKMAIL MONEY ? AND HOW HAPPY WILL THEY BE WITH TRUMP WITH THIS ?

[Jimmy_Doors_Jr @DoorsJr]

@Angry_Staffer After this idiocy tonight, the White House and the grounds will have to be sterilized for Trump's own protection. The British burned the place in 1812. I wonder what'd they need to do it, again...?

(bcc: @10DowningStreet)

[Jimmy_Doors_Jr @DoorsJr]

@Reuters If Melania's smart, she'll move back to Slobbovia for a year or two -- otherwise, she's liable to find herself part of the deal to reopen Hormuz...

[Jimmy_Doors_Jr @DoorsJr]

@BulwarkOnline Listening to Hopalong Hegseth is like watching a kid with an Easy-Bake Oven™️ TALKING ABOUT HOW HE AND MOMMY ARE MAKING DINNER TONIGHT...

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

"The UFC event captures something about this moment in our history.

After all, it’s vulgar, it’s violent, it’s commercial, it’s grandiose, it’s tacky, and it dishonors a place once thought worthy of care and respect. In other words, it’s Donald Trump."

https://t.co/4JB8V0GX4L

[Jimmy_Doors_Jr @DoorsJr]

@mdt821 @Angry_Staffer GEE - The only state in every top 5 is THE COMMONWEALTH OF MASSACHUSETTS...

[Jimmy_Doors_Jr @DoorsJr]

@BBCWorld REMEMBER IN NOVEMBER -

When Trump says"We're signing the peace agreement on Election Day," THAT'S THE SIGNAL TO VOTE EVERY REPUBLICAN OUT OF OFFICE !

[Jimmy_Doors_Jr @DoorsJr]

@ProfessorF @Angry_Staffer You're the second MAGA clown pretending to be a professor I've seen on here today, saying something abysmally stupid...

[Jimmy_Doors_Jr @DoorsJr]

@Angry_Staffer Now, Trump will begin to know the humiliation Gerald Ford experienced as helicopters flew off the rooftops in Saigon on 4/30/1975... Happy Birthday, Fearless Leader...

[Jimmy_Doors_Jr @DoorsJr]

@Reuters He SO wants a present on his birthday...

We'll know if it was signed by Vance, Hegseth, or another of the MAGA crew if it says "Signature of THE SUPREEM LEEDER OF I-RAN..."

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Couple things:

1. If the terms of the Iran deal being floated are accurate, it’s a complete US surrender and a total embarrassment.

2. Trump casually threatening to nuke Iran if the deal doesn’t go through is fucking insane.

[Reuters @Reuters]

Reuters found 96% of Trump's second-term clemency grants went to recipients who did not meet longstanding Justice Department guidelines https://t.co/aXLKxiACO3

[Jimmy_Doors_Jr @DoorsJr]

@MikeLevin Imagine, the woman whom I most often read described as a Russian flack reprinting Putin propaganda. What are the odds...?

[Jimmy_Doors_Jr @DoorsJr]

@MikeLevin Don't listen to him, Tulsi. You let that door hit you as many times as you like...

[Mike Levin @MikeLevin]

As far as I can tell, Tulsi’s big “secret biolab” bombshell is recycled Kremlin propaganda. These labs were never secret.

The U.S. spent decades funding biosafety and disease-surveillance work abroad under Nunn-Lugar, with the facility lists posted publicly by the State Department and our own embassy in Kyiv.

Russia invented the “secret bioweapons” spin in 2022 to help justify invading Ukraine. Our own intelligence flagged it as disinformation. Now Tulsi is laundering that exact line, while conveniently forgetting the first Trump administration funded this same research.

Nothing was hidden and the only thing being manufactured here is the coverup.

Tulsi, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.