Margery Doors

Margery Doors here , ex fat fighters team leader. I’m now the Reindeer FC first team public relations manager. My aim is to keep the first team happy day to day

[Margery Doors @DoorsMargery]

Morning my lovelies!
Long time know speak!
With the transfer window looming there are a few players being axed. A very busy day ahead for me!
@ReindeerFC

[Margery Doors @DoorsMargery]

This furlough shit is a load of bollox! Bored out my tree , pass me the cake !

[Margery Doors @DoorsMargery]

First up today Aaron Cook.
He is our midfield enforcer and ginger St Nick. His game time has been limited this season due to injury.His head is so shiny you do have to wear sunglasses when in his company.@ReindeerFC

[Margery Doors @DoorsMargery]

Evening my lovelies. I’m looking forward to getting back on to the bio’s tomorrow. I should get every one left done this week, once I have there is something very very special in the pipeline.
@ReindeerFC

[Margery Doors @DoorsMargery]

@RodSteward12 I Certainly have big lad! When we getting it on ?

[Margery Doors @DoorsMargery]

Morning my lovelies, first up on this fine Saturday is Nathan Mellors.
His speed on the left gives defences stability. Unfortunately he has lived most his life under his brothers shadow. Adam has now joined the Reindeer so this is sure to be the case once again. @ReindeerFC

[Margery Doors @DoorsMargery]

@CouncillorMicky Get a grip #Mickyout

[Margery Doors @DoorsMargery]

@CouncillorMicky fuck of Micky you old cunt !

[Margery Doors @DoorsMargery]

@RodSteward12 Not any more if you are asking big boy !

[Margery Doors @DoorsMargery]

Evening my lovelies!
Time for a vote on employee of the month. @ReindeerFC
Winner get a bottle of champagne!

[Margery Doors @DoorsMargery]

@DoorsPhil You see and you wonder why I don’t come home !

[Margery Doors @DoorsMargery]

@DoorsPhil you have been quiet today you horrible twat! I’m not coming home tonight I’m staying at work with the gaffer.

[Margery Doors @DoorsMargery]

@DoorsPhil You treat me like shit and use me for sex ! You definitely cheated as well! You have given me clap!

[Margery Doors @DoorsMargery]

What is on offer for Margery doors to reveal there true identity? @ReindeerFC

[Margery Doors @DoorsMargery]

I would like to point out to the @ReindeerFC media team that they will not discover who I’m with there lack lustre efforts.

[Margery Doors @DoorsMargery]

Doing a little bit of over time tonight so we can play a few games. I will be giving out the rules shortly. In the meantime the boss has got me a few gin and tonics to keep me going in the office. @ReindeerFC

[Margery Doors @DoorsMargery]

Next up today is Tom Asplin. Rumour has it he charged £30 for a £5 coat.(DO NOT WASH THEM THEY WILL SHRINK). Tom is the pace of the back three. Cool. Calm.Collective. No one knows what he does in his spare time we expect he counts his cash!
@ReindeerFC

[Margery Doors @DoorsMargery]

Good Afternoon everyone, sorry I have only managed one bio today. I’m trying to clean up the mess Sam Bentley and his cronies made last night. Little twat. I should have the next few out within the hour.@ReindeerFC

[Margery Doors @DoorsMargery]

@ReindeerFC

[Margery Doors @DoorsMargery]

First up this Morning Kyle Wilkinson. The fans call him Mr Reindeer. He has more hair on his belly than on his head. The team rely on him for deep heat and sock tape.Committed to a different level!