Phil Doors

phil doors here, husband and partner in crime to Marjory doors, Head of recruitment and analysis at the the reindeer football club.

[Phil Doors @DoorsPhil]

@Sidemen Lol

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The big question on everyone’s lips who is @DoorsMargery

[Phil Doors @DoorsPhil]

We're waiting on more player profiles @DoorsMargery

[Phil Doors @DoorsPhil]

@RodSteward12 media team will nail you pal, I don't need to worry about that.

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@DoorsMargery @ReindeerFC #SackRod

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@RodSteward12 @ReindeerFC @RodSteward12 no one wants to find out who you are ya nonce...

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@DoorsMargery @RodSteward12 Margery how dare you!

[Phil Doors @DoorsPhil]

Wish @turnip_terry and @RodSteward12 would shut up fucking moaning

[Phil Doors @DoorsPhil]

Cracking advice from a man who knows his stuff.

[Terry Turnip @turnip_terry]

How to guide #1
How to fix a nasty leak!
@ReindeerFC

[Phil Doors @DoorsPhil]

@turnip_terry @ReindeerFC Welcome the the @ReindeerFC @turnip_terry keep up the brilliant job you are doing, don't let that bitch @DoorsMargery try and slide in your DMS

[Phil Doors @DoorsPhil]

@DoorsMargery I don't know who you are no more margery..

[Phil Doors @DoorsPhil]

@DoorsMargery You don't even know what clap is you thick cunt

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@ReindeerFC @jaketowlson Rumours that he's officially put his dummy back in and will try to regain his place, let us know if you hear any news thanks @ReindeerFC

[Phil Doors @DoorsPhil]

@ReindeerFC speculation that @jaketowlson is making a comeback to the squad? Have you heard anything?

[Phil Doors @DoorsPhil]

@ReindeerFC @DoorsMargery I've found two possible candidates, We liked these two as there younger and they offer he tactically, there also quite a lot happier, see below for my recommendations;

@RoyHod
@SirAlfRamsey66

Quite a lot younger and a lot more dedication too the team.

[Phil Doors @DoorsPhil]

Hi @DoorsMargery @ReindeerFC I'm just looking into possible replacements for mark as he is, erm how to put this, well he's a fucking fossil let's be honest? You want me too look at younger replacements just in case?

[Margery Doors @DoorsMargery]

The Gaffer Mark Trowsdale is next up. He has taken the club the next level this season coming in as manager. He has more trust in his players than he does his knees. He works less hours than Santa and loves his dog lunar.
@ReindeerFC

[Phil Doors @DoorsPhil]

At this moment in time after scouting the leagues and exhausting every option that's available to us, the @ReindeerFC is glad to announce we are currently in talks with a young defender you may know, he goes by the name of @robert_huth, we hope we can come to a agreement.

[PottersFC @Potters_F_C]

@DoorsPhil @DoorsMargery We would love to see who you have placed on your shortlist, we may be able to enter into talks with a youthful prospect

[Phil Doors @DoorsPhil]

Hi @ReindeerFC @DoorsMargery do you want me to find a replacement for rich as he looks about as old as noah's ark can find a young talent to replace him?

[Margery Doors @DoorsMargery]

Next up is Rich Morgan, I’m not quite sure what he is. Player or coach. The only thing that has been put forward to me is that he is the the best passer of the ball, best in the air the reindeer has to offer. This is no surprise as he also plays Saturday football.
@ReindeerFC

[Phil Doors @DoorsPhil]

What a fucking state

[PottersFC @Potters_F_C]

One of our own #EngineRoom