Terry Turnip

Howdy! Ex farmer Terry here! I’m now the official Groundsman for Reindeer FC.
I will provide up to date pitch conditions and my very own how to guides!

[Terry Turnip @turnip_terry]

Possibly raining today. Mi trouser are bastard wet through !

[Terry Turnip @turnip_terry]

@RodSteward12 @ReindeerFC Howdy Rod , hows it going my main man! Not had any issues of the little bleeders today. I think that cattle prod I borrowed you sorted them good and proper. If you could make sure next game day there is no warming up on that there pitch it would be great chum!

[Terry Turnip @turnip_terry]

How to guide #1
How to fix a nasty leak!
@ReindeerFC

[Terry Turnip @turnip_terry]

@DoorsPhil @ReindeerFC @DoorsMargery Howdy there Phil.
Thanks very much , was a good slog today getting the grass to grow half an inch or so.
Ode Margery can slide into more than my DM’s, I may grow a bit like my grass then , phoaaaaa!

[Terry Turnip @turnip_terry]

Good Evening my chums!
I’m so so thrilled to be the new groundsman for the @ReindeerFC . There is no game this week at the Rainworth miners welfare stadium so I’m going to put some graft in !