dopeameme_dealer

One big giant hot mess, just tryna get by, one meme at a time

[dopeameme_dealer @DopeamemeDealer]

Not me thinking I got another ban on the book, only to run to Twitter and see it’s worldwide

[Kevin Suasnabar @verdin12345]

Here we go again
#Facebook #FacebookDown 😂

[indx19 @indxa19]

me running to Twitter to see if it is just my Facebook that’s down #facebookdown

[dopeameme_dealer @DopeamemeDealer]

Christians mad at lil nas x for grinding on Satan, but not mad at their priests for grinding on lil boys

[dopeameme_dealer @DopeamemeDealer]

Him: I love your small boobs
His porn searches: Big titty btches

[dopeameme_dealer @DopeamemeDealer]

Ladies, if your man ever raises his voice at you, just stab him one time real quick to assert dominance

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[dopeameme_dealer @DopeamemeDealer]

Them: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine?

Me: About half an hour, maybe 45 minutes

[dopeameme_dealer @DopeamemeDealer]

My friends watching me go into a manic episode:

This mf splittin

[dopeameme_dealer @DopeamemeDealer]

I hate when dudes constantly disrespect females. Like if you gay, just say that.

[dopeameme_dealer @DopeamemeDealer]

*Clears throat*
(In the tune of LMFAO)

🎶Everyday I’m struggling 🎶

[dopeameme_dealer @DopeamemeDealer]

Shakira has more control over her ass, than I do over my entire life

[dopeameme_dealer @DopeamemeDealer]

That jump from “haha, you’re so old” to “omg, I’m so old” is short enough to humble you right quick.

[dopeameme_dealer @DopeamemeDealer]

Me: I’m going to go to bed earlier tonight!

Also me: *watches 6 minute long video on how to style a pb&j at 2:30 in the morning*

[dopeameme_dealer @DopeamemeDealer]

If I’ve learned anything in this entirely unfortunate series of events I call my life, it’s to always forward the fucking email. Because this bad luck ain’t it.

[dopeameme_dealer @DopeamemeDealer]

Seeing that my photo album has over 14,000 photos and knowing 12,647 of them are memes, debating whether or not to hire an assistant strictly to sort thru them is admitting I have a problem. Growth 🙏🏻

[dopeameme_dealer @DopeamemeDealer]

Must be nice to be able to go out “for a few drinks”. Every time I go out I ruin my fucking life.

[dopeameme_dealer @DopeamemeDealer]

So apparently the secret to always finding matching socks is to fold each load of laundry right out the dryer.

Anyways, imma still walk around mismatched cause lord knows that ain’t happening 😂

[dopeameme_dealer @DopeamemeDealer]

I’m:
⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
🔘 having a time with my last 3 braincells

[dopeameme_dealer @DopeamemeDealer]

Anyone else find they just cannot cry irl, but absolutely lose it whenever someone tears up on tv? Like wtf is up with that?