DoraTheExploder

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Job application so good that they're still processing it after a year

[Howell Ellerman @howellsacto]

@ajlamesa Their cars should be impounded. But they’re often Law Enforcement themselves

[Anthony LaMesa @ajlamesa]

People with plate covers should lose their licenses for a very long time.

[Weekend Warrior ☝️🐉🏆🐏 @wwarrior_1]

"The leak may undercut the netflix reveal" oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[AuntyGPT.ai 🏳️‍🌈 @anthonieisacnt]

Jesus fuck people hold your horn until it breaks. Make it miserable to sit in front of you blocking the road. Flash your highbeams.

Become a nightmare to be around. Don’t let these idiots rule you because you’re polite.

[Nostra, House of Gold @Nostre_damus]

Boomers legitimately believe that the reason the house they bought for $60k is worth $4M is because of something that they did

[sono✖️🌗 @sosonosonosono]

tesla drivers should not have a fucking license

[alaska @145k4]

this is so sad lol. when ppl get ai psychosis it gives the vibe of ur friend who just got a zippo lighter and keeps lighting it and being like guys look. look. check it out i can light it by flicking it. you wanna try? you have to try it. its so cool. no i dont smoke why do u ask

[Kijaie💕🌸 @Kijaie]

depression sucks because what do you mean I'm on my favorite game just staring blankly at the menu incapable of fully enjoying what I loved this morning

[luzie 🏳️‍⚧️ @fidgepee]

idk why people are saying "its good for people that cant code"
if you cant code then dont do it? or better yet, learn it??

[Spade @DetectiveSpade_]

“They only used AI for concept art”
“They only used AI for some shots”
“They only used AI for one scene”
“They only used AI for a few scenes”
“They only used AI for the 3rd act”

I’m already seeing idiots rationalizing the use of AI. This is exactly how they want you to think.

[Lu for Alaska @luinalaska]

People having the IQ of a stale biscuit is a public health crisis. This person should not be able to drive a car on a public road with other humans. It’s like giving a toddler a gun and hoping nothing bad happens.

[𝕊𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕊𝕪𝕤𝕒𝕕𝕞𝕚𝕟 💾 @reset_by_peer]

Oh yeah, this is common. Local politicians will tell constituents “don’t be stupid, do you know how much tax money this data center will contribute out community” and then turn around, exempt the data center from all local taxes & promise to pay their utilities forever.

[Ace Heart @TheGuardian07]

I think an overlooked aspect of depression is that it feels embarrassing.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Oh no not my private health insurance that rejects every fucking claim and requires prior authorization for everything before denying it but still charging out the ass for a monthly premium, no please anything but that!!!!

[real @getinglouderig]

@Ersatz_Solus More and more you need to be a shameless salesman to get even an office wagie job

[Solus @Ersatz_Solus]

The only personality that thrives in 21st century America is the shameless salesman and I hate because I cannot square that circle no matter how much I try to. I am not cut out for that archetype so I am doomed to be a middle class office wagie.

[Kais @Arubbothian]

Apply, each application takes 40 minutes, most applications get rejected, the ones that dont have a 2 stage interview that may or may not reject you after the first because for some reason stocking cans on a shelf requires a hardcore vet process

[dead domain @DomainDead]

It’s gone from “every day” to now “multiple times a day” and next it will be “you won’t know until you’re in the ER”