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[tuzi @DoralJay]

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[tuzi @DoralJay]

Dear @Shanemgillis
I keep calling my brother in law gay because my sister has gained like 50+ pounds since spewing out my future All-American nephews. I say “dude that’s gay” to him because technically she would fuck his shit up. I feel like you can relate

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I love when strangers say “merry Christmas” to me. It gives me a little hope out of nowhere

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It’s truly sad going through probably the lowest point of your life so far and being 1,000+ miles from anyone you know

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[tuzi @DoralJay]

I like myself better when I’m high

[tuzi @DoralJay]

@MirandaPhillip @lol_lacy Get out of here you little ugly goblin

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I lost the keys to the getaway car

[tuzi @DoralJay]

Make mushrooms magic again

[tuzi @DoralJay]

Looking up flights to Cali. Bout to fuck off for the holidays ✌🏻

[tuzi @DoralJay]

I wish i had arms so long that i could give myself a back rub whenever i wanted. Double bonus #reacharoundhappyending

[tuzi @DoralJay]

No i don’t want to round my total to the nearest dollar to pay for some charity that you(the corporation) will just use as a tax right off.

[tuzi @DoralJay]

I want to spend the winter in Finland

[tuzi @DoralJay]

@logan_borden My last goal is to get your mom to go out with me to a very nice steak dinner…. Then never call her back

[tuzi @DoralJay]

I’m going to reach all of my goals for 2022