Jordon D

[Jordon D @Dord0n]

My favorite days are new @DougStanhope podcast days! @hdfatty @gregchaille

[Jordon D @Dord0n]

I take that back, chicken and biscuit crackers

[Jordon D @Dord0n]

There are few things more addictive than red lobster cheesy biscuits

[Jordon D @Dord0n]

@DanielJayRamos I'm so happy friend that you found your calling <3

[Andy Andrist @andyandrist]

Trump Cosby 2016

[Jordon D @Dord0n]

Watching the new edit of #theunbookables rn @jzenman @andyandrist @kristinelevine @brettnotbrent @brendonwalsh Its total magic, wow, thnx.

[Professor Xboyfriend @xboyfriendphd]

When she introduces you to her family

[Jordon D @Dord0n]

If the election was like #JohnCena vs #randyorton, #DonaldTrump would have stolen #HilaryClintons limo and punched her dad in the face...

[Jordon D @Dord0n]

@B_Kashh I'm overwhelmed by the number of followers we have. We should probably stick together

[Jordon D @Dord0n]

You're my favorite Twitter https://t.co/SMcZ9kRhMR

[Jordon D @Dord0n]

@TheMadKing_ @Tweland2142 #tinfoilhattheory

[Jordon D @Dord0n]

Wanna send some luv to the @GimmeGimmeDivas for making this. Thnx @FatMike_of_NOFX for making it to Denver #RiotFest

[Jordon D @Dord0n]

@DougStanhope and @hdfatty will you guys get gay married then adopt me? #2dads1cup

[Jordon D @Dord0n]

@DanielJayRamos which one did you pick? #Gemini?

[Jordon D @Dord0n]

Do you think more people would vote for #garyjohnson if we told everyone he was already wining?#bandwagonvotes

[Jordon D @Dord0n]

#nothinglastsforever https://t.co/762ipUYChX

[Queef Richards @iBrettmypants]

Hey everybody, I know you're all feeling pretty good about yourselves, but I just want to remind you Steve Harvey's famous.

[Jordon D @Dord0n]

Do you ever feel like murdering people? https://t.co/IqVU3DdjX0

[JT Habersaat @jtstandup]

When the reunion show goes really well... #Misfits