miss dee

💒Catholic

[Thot gpt @Kivutss]

My idea of a risky text is asking someone to do something for me😭😭😭😭 uugh

[MANDANGA CON V DE VENGANZA @manmandangon]

pero claaaaaaaa

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when both birthdays passed with no contact so yk it's really over for good

[ᴅᴇʙꜱ✨ @Bigdebs222]

A moving woman will meet her dark skinned, well behaved, golden retriever w a solid hairline and a goatee.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Hanging out with people that record you and make unaware videos of you without you having to ask them to >>>>>

[007🇦🇷🇩🇪🇪🇸 @onlyonekhalid_]

“you’re making noise sir”
“i’m making noise? eeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiii”

😭😭😭😭

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

i dey computer village today, one egbon deh disturb me if i wan swap and he see 17 pro max for my hand😂

swap to what????? i use a fucking 17 pro max. there’s no phone greater than this. i’m at the pinnacle of success.

[GABBY @gabrrriielle]

I love how something can be the BIGGEST problem in your life and 6 months pass and you legitimately cannot even remember how bad of a problem it was 🤣

[Muna @Munalozy]

Ending up in an unexpected relationship with an amazing human>>>>>>>>>>>

[BODE @neverelent]

People unpleaser

[Ụlọma @ulxma]

I think we need to put more effort into moving on from our exes and not assuming their actions reflect on us. We’ll be much happier that way.

[silvaticus 🌲 @TranscendNWO]

Twitter is now a Catholic website

[Ese thee nutritionist @itschargiee]

As an ambitious woman, do not joke with your choice of partner 🫶🏾

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

oh to be a rich beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house🫶🏾❤️

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

1. Men know exactly what they are doing. Always remember that.

2. It is not your responsibility to change a man. In fact, you cannot change a man, but you can change the man. Read that again.

3. Men will treat you based on how they feel about you and how you carry yourself. If he’s not treating you with care, he doesn’t like you. Don’t make excuses for him.

4. No man can go a day without talking to a woman he is in love with.

5. An inconsistent man doesn’t like you. Only showing up when it is convenient for him is a red flag 🚩

6. There is no such thing as a nonchalant man. That man doesn’t like you. He’s “chalanting” elsewhere.

7. If a man cheats on you and you find out, and instead of leaving the relationship you choose to stay, he will start seeing you as a foól.

8. Your self-respect must be greater than your feelings and libido. Do not ever beg a man to love you. Begging is disgusting.

9. Men are very thoughtful when they are in love. They make time, plan things, and put effort where their heart is. A low-effort man doesn’t like you.

10. The highest form of love is consideration. Any man who doesn’t consider you, how his actions make you feel, or how to make your life easier within his capacity doesn’t like you. Walk away.

11. Lastly, you accept the love you think you deserve. However a man treats you, if you stay, you are a willing participant, not a victim. If you think you deserve better, you know exactly what to do.

[Merit @_ejiro_m]

In your 20’s you will learn that losing someone you thought you would marry is actually the plot twist that saves you.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Once you finally get over someone, you have to deal with the next phase, which is dealing with disappointment in yourself for accepting their rubbish behavior 😂.

[Jelena @Feralfairy13]

People can only meet you as deeply as they’ve met themselves and if you carry a lot of depth and have the inner world of an ocean it will feel like drowning to anyone who’s never left the shore

[SwiftieLee 🖤 @SwiftieLee1]

This man told me "The fact that you ask for nothing makes me want to give you everything" and never did a damn thing for me

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Loving a nigga and never speaking or seeing him again is actually so fetch!