Ashley Waugh

I'm 22. I'm an awesome aunt. I'm engaged to be married. I'm boring, but weird and slightly insane. Hope you enjoy my tweets, not really. Have fun.

[Ashley Waugh @DoriansBaby]

@ElusoryFlame34 https://t.co/diH54XNtgj

[Tom @Syndicate]

This bar actually gave us 10% off our meal & drinks cause we were LvL 5 😂! #PokemonGO

[Ashley Waugh @DoriansBaby]

It's kind of depressing to know that @TheRealGrimmie isn't hear to Pokémon Go with the rest of the world.

[Ashley Waugh @DoriansBaby]

Suggestion, use butter instead of soap. https://t.co/gpoofoukfs

[Seth Rollins @WWERollins]

Don't you dare get in my way or I'll fill a bag full of bars of soap and beat the crap out of you with it. https://t.co/yt68Ju1CJK

[Doctor Who on AMC+ @AMCDoctorWho]

"They were nice. Why don't you wear them any more?"
"Oh, I do. I've got question mark underpants."
#DoctorWho

[Ashley Waugh @DoriansBaby]

Come on Pokemon GO, why you gotta do me like this...

[Ashley Waugh @DoriansBaby]

Would you like to help me build a wall on Minecraft? Let's do what people before us couldn't. #MinecraftDonaldTrump #makeminecraftgreatagain

[Ashley Waugh @DoriansBaby]

When you gotta drink yogurt bc you're tired of cleaning spoons that were put away dirty & you're out of plastic ones

[Ashley Waugh @DoriansBaby]

So, America is the home of the"free" and land of the "brave"
We are free to do nothing and we are only brave because we think others fear us

[Ashley Waugh @DoriansBaby]

I wonder if Duck Tape is made of real Duck 😟 These are the thoughts that keep me up at night

[Ashley Waugh @DoriansBaby]

https://t.co/CgtfXzSoOj well @selenagomez I hope you got an explanation or something

[Ashley Waugh @DoriansBaby]

Best thing I've ever heard in my 23 years of life. Don't think anything could top it.

[Ashley Waugh @DoriansBaby]

Those poor fish 😢😭 https://t.co/BR7XRpgu2p

[antonio @antoniodelotero]

oh my god

[antonio @antoniodelotero]

love is not a crime - violence is. #loveislove https://t.co/lq4LPhVa5h

[antonio @antoniodelotero]

20. "dear me..."
this is such an important video for everyone to watch

#RIPChristina https://t.co/UOZp1GR0VP

[antonio @antoniodelotero]

what a beautiful video and what a powerful message. #LoveIsLove https://t.co/2zacYjT62F

[Ashley Waugh @DoriansBaby]

I want to thank the French for French Toast. Don't know if it's French, don't care, just THANK YOU SO MUCH. #FrenchToast #perfect

[Ashley Waugh @DoriansBaby]

Why make toilet paper commercials? Like, who isn't buying it? Why do we want to hear someone else talk about it, their body isn't my body.

[Ashley Waugh @DoriansBaby]

You had one job toilet paper cutter!! One job!!! #machinesaren'tbetter #ha #fail #CharminToiletPaper

[Ashley Waugh @DoriansBaby]

It's been confirmed.... I'm going to Hell.... #terrible #horrible #nogood #dirtyrotten #pigstealer #badpuns #toosoon #why

[Ashley Waugh @DoriansBaby]

Thank you for Chocolate Chip Cookies Ruth Graves Wakefeild. #FatKidHero