🚨 BREAKING
There are reports claiming that Argentinian President Javier Milei bet the country's ENTIRE GDP on Argentina winning their Round 16 match against Egypt.
Their GDP has now been doubled to $2.
BREAKING: The Pentagon reportedly delayed announcing the U.S. strikes on Iran until after the stock market closed at 4 p.m. ET on Friday, with the timing intended to minimize the immediate impact on financial markets, according to NBC News.
"So you're in debt but want to buy a $600 Criterion Kubrick boxset with your credit card?"
"Thats right, Dave"
"And you already own most of these films?"
"Correct, Dave"
"You know how stupid that sounds, right?"
"But it's $300 on sale and I get credit card points, Dave"