Roy Dorsett

[Roy Dorsett @DorsettRoy]

WE LOVE YOU @DJEpps Can my wife Sara get a shout for her birthday?

[Roy Dorsett @DorsettRoy]

@kleankanteen Do you have any more of this laying around? This is my wife's well-used bottle, and she refuses to buy the other bottles.

[Roy Dorsett @DorsettRoy]

My dyslexia was like Ooo pictures. #nytimesconnections #connections

[Roy Dorsett @DorsettRoy]

@Hostess_Snacks Every time there is a new TMNT move, I tell you that you need to bring the turtle pie back and every time you ignore me. Don't let history repeat itself.
#bringbacktheninjaturtlepie #greenpiewithvanillapudding #TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles #TMNT #TMNTMovie

[Roy Dorsett @DorsettRoy]

If you are just hearing the news that the Queen has died relax @eltonofficial is fine. They are talking about Queen Elizabeth II.

[Roy Dorsett @DorsettRoy]

@AMCPlus Why offer a service that is not going to allow access to all of your original content? Seems like scam. People are only coming to this to watch Better call Saul and the walking dead get your shit together

[Roy Dorsett @DorsettRoy]

@GuyFieri Just buy a town already and name it Flavortown.

[Roy Dorsett @DorsettRoy]

Some of you stopped listening to @RATM and @PublicEnemyFTP and it shows. #RageAgainstTheMachine #publicenemy

[Terry Crews @terrycrews]

Just learned a little something on the flute!! 😉 #Brooklyn99

Taking requests!! Let me know what you want to hear!

[Roy Dorsett @DorsettRoy]

Shout out to Ali G performing at the halftime show. #AliG #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow

[Roy Dorsett @DorsettRoy]

@IronMaiden please cover toss a coin to your witcher. #IronMaiden #TheWitcherNetflix #thewitcher #

[Roy Dorsett @DorsettRoy]

@disneyplus why isn't Kuzco a choice for profile pic in the Disney princess category

[Roy Dorsett @DorsettRoy]

@hulu HAS RATS!!!

[Sara Bourassa-Dorsett @sarabourassa]

Thank fuck it’s going to be the year 2020 so those stupid New Year’s Eve eyeglasses will at least be sensical again.

[Roy Dorsett @DorsettRoy]

@Walmart has hit a new level of stupid. Rather than open another checkout lane. They make an employee walk around with a cart checking people out.

[Roy Dorsett @DorsettRoy]

Eihttps://youtu.be/eGjPG57ue0M

[Roy Dorsett @DorsettRoy]

Hahahaha my wife got blocked by @bobsaget

[Sara Bourassa-Dorsett @sarabourassa]

Well, some days you win, some days you get blocked on Twitter by @bobsaget

[Sara Bourassa-Dorsett @sarabourassa]

Why tf did @yachtrockradio choose @bobsaget to host the Saturday night radio show?!? Not complaining, just not sure what led to this...

[Roy Dorsett @DorsettRoy]

@sarabourassa @MediacomCable I found a whole rat in my mediacom internet

[Sara Bourassa-Dorsett @sarabourassa]

@MediacomCable HAS RATS