Sara Bourassa-Dorsett

afraid of butterflies (but getting better); loves classic rock & contemporary acoustic-folk; not too fond of board games; incessantly positive

[Sara Bourassa-Dorsett @sarabourassa]

Seven Almond Joys in a row is too many. :-/

[Sara Bourassa-Dorsett @sarabourassa]

Once again my husband makes his humble request.

[Roy Dorsett @DorsettRoy]

@Hostess_Snacks Every time there is a new TMNT move, I tell you that you need to bring the turtle pie back and every time you ignore me. Don't let history repeat itself.
#bringbacktheninjaturtlepie #greenpiewithvanillapudding #TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles #TMNT #TMNTMovie

[Sara Bourassa-Dorsett @sarabourassa]

People who peel their potatoes are weak.

[Sara Bourassa-Dorsett @sarabourassa]

@BritishBakeOff What the FUCK was going on with bread week?!

[Sara Bourassa-Dorsett @sarabourassa]

@stashmaster21 said that @KimReynoldsIA looks like a Scooby Doo villain, and he’s not wrong.

[Sara Bourassa-Dorsett @sarabourassa]

I know I’m late to the party, but where do I file complaints about @dehmovie ? #dearevenhansen #yikes

[Sara Bourassa-Dorsett @sarabourassa]

Not sure who encouraged @vindiesel to release dance hits, but KEEP👏🏼IT👏🏼UP👏🏼

[Sara Bourassa-Dorsett @sarabourassa]

@realDonaldTrump @KimReynoldsIA Do better, you absolute FUCKS

[Sara Bourassa-Dorsett @sarabourassa]

Is it just me, or does using a candy thermometer sound like a lot of responsibility?

[Sara Bourassa-Dorsett @sarabourassa]

Thank fuck it’s going to be the year 2020 so those stupid New Year’s Eve eyeglasses will at least be sensical again.

[Sara Bourassa-Dorsett @sarabourassa]

Well, some days you win, some days you get blocked on Twitter by @bobsaget

[Sara Bourassa-Dorsett @sarabourassa]

Why tf did @yachtrockradio choose @bobsaget to host the Saturday night radio show?!? Not complaining, just not sure what led to this...

[Sara Bourassa-Dorsett @sarabourassa]

@MediacomCable HAS RATS

[Sara Bourassa-Dorsett @sarabourassa]

@rickygervais We’re not even finished with two episodes of #AfterLife and I’ve cried twice and my husband laughed so hard he spit his coffee across the room. You’re a fucking genius.

[Sara Bourassa-Dorsett @sarabourassa]

@SIRIUSXM Put Yacht Rock back.

[Sara Bourassa-Dorsett @sarabourassa]

@HobbyLobby Your cashiers are rude, and your coupon policies are fucking WHACK. @JoAnn_Stores for the win!

[Sara Bourassa-Dorsett @sarabourassa]

@Butterfinger Improved Recipe?!?!? CHANGE IT BACK

[Sara Bourassa-Dorsett @sarabourassa]

@DorsettRoy YEAH

[Sara Bourassa-Dorsett @sarabourassa]

@FOXNOW Too little, too late.

[Sara Bourassa-Dorsett @sarabourassa]

@melanielynskey You are perfect and amazing in every single project you do. 🙌🏼

[Sara Bourassa-Dorsett @sarabourassa]

I don’t think I hate #TheMaskedSinger but I *KNOW* I hate @JennyMcCarthy