Dortune

Cool, funny interesting guy, who is a little shy sometime

[Dortune @Dortune4]

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[Dortune @Dortune4]

@AloyEjimakor Incitement isn't activism

[Dortune @Dortune4]

@yabaleftonline This is enough to get u into trouble cos it means u AV someone around u die from a questionable circumstances and u are the prime suspect

[Mustapha Bulama @Bulamacartoons]

My Cartoon Today

[Dortune @Dortune4]

@EGerasouli35992 @WalidPhares Sell the country for scraps cos u AV no clear part to power, who is this to favour, ur people or ur individual pocket?

[Dortune @Dortune4]

@GunterFehlinger The giant is a problem for ur African agenda,

[Dan Bello @BelloGaladanchi]

The CPC Hustle: How a Fake Genocide Became Capitol Hill’s Favorite ATM

Washington, D.C. – It’s 2025, and the hottest ticket on the Hill isn’t a bipartisan infrastructure bill or a TikTok ban. It’s the Nigerian Genocide Narrative™, freshly dusted off, repackaged, and ready for prime-time grift. The pitch is simple: scream “genocide,” wave a blurry video of bandits on motorbikes, and watch the dollars rain down like manna from a Pentagon budget line nobody reads.

The man with the megaphone? Donald Trump, who on October 31 redesignated Nigeria a “Country of Particular Concern” (CPC) for religious freedom, claiming Christians face “mass slaughter” at the hands of “radical Islamists.” The man with the motive? Not in the Oval Office. He’s in a Georgetown townhouse, sipping overpriced coffee with a Rolodex.

In 2020, Trump’s first CPC tag stuck for a hot minute. Aid got frozen. Headlines blazed. Then Biden took office, read the actual State Department reports, and quietly lifted the designation. Why? Because the U.S. Commission on International Religious Freedom (USCIRF) couldn’t find the genocide with a GPS and a prayer chain. Violence in Nigeria’s north? Real. Targeted extermination of Christians? Not in the data. Bandits kill farmers. Farmers fight back. Muslims die. Christians die. Traditionalists die. The only pattern is poverty, not prophecy.

The hustlers panicked. Their “humanitarian” NGOs registered in Delaware, operated from WhatsApp saw funding dry up. One consultant reportedly sold his Range Rover. Another had to fly economy to Abuja. Tragedy.

Enter 2025. Trump’s back. Truth Social is popping. And suddenly, the genocide is existential again. The same grainy clips from 2018 resurface, now with dramatic music.

Behind the scenes, the hustle is surgical.
Step 1: Leak a “report” to friendly think tanks. Cite “thousands killed” without dates, locations, or names.
Step 2: Book a fact-finding trip. Five-star hotels. Per diem. Instagram selfies with “survivors” who are actually the hotel concierge.
Step 3: Trigger the Religious Freedom Industrial Complex. Evangelicals donate. Congress allocates. The money flows to “security training,” “awareness campaigns,” and “administrative costs” (read: a condo in Dubai).

The Numbers Don’t Lie (But the Hustlers Do)

Nigeria’s population: ~50% Muslim, ~50% Christian.
Annual violence deaths: ~8,000–10,000 (UN estimates).
Victims by religion: Roughly proportional to population.
CPC funding pipeline (2020–2021): $47 million in “religious freedom” grants.
Amount reaching actual victims: [redacted for comedic effect].

The Nigerian government that is flawed, chaotic, but not stupid responds with a diplomatic middle finger. “This is banditry, not blasphemy,” says the Foreign Ministry. “We’ve neutralized 3,000 terrorists this year. Half were Muslim. Where’s their CPC?”

Let’s be clear: Nigeria has problems. Boko Haram is evil. Herder-farmer clashes are deadly. Corruption eats aid. But turning a national crisis into a sectarian cash cow helps no one except the middlemen with American passports and Nigerian accents.

The irony? The loudest voices screaming “genocide” have never buried a cousin in Maiduguri. They’re too busy burying the truth under donor decks. Their real religion isn’t Christianity or Islam—it’s capitalism. And their holy sacrament? The earmark.

1. Demand data. Not vibes. Not viral videos. Actual body counts, verified by the UN or African Union.
2. Follow the money. Every “NGO” getting CPC cash should publish receipts. Down to the last bottle of Evian.

Until then, the CPC hustle rolls on. Same script. New season. Same losers: the dead, the displaced, and anyone who still believes Washington cares about Africa for any reason other than leverage, lithium, or lobbyists.

Call it what it is: not genocide. Just good old-fashioned greed, dressed up in a dashiki and a cross.

No faith required. Just facts.

[Dortune @Dortune4]

@MikeArnoldTruth "let him call president Trump and give him the right of first refusal to the mineral resources of Nigeria and suddenly the religious genocide will disappear

[Dortune @Dortune4]

@RepRileyMoore @POTUS @HouseAppropsGOP Eti ya were

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Two students built a 2-stage rocket from a soda bottle, and it actually launched.

[Lagos Agric & Food Systems @lagosagric1]

Our Leader ❤️👏🏾

[Dortune @Dortune4]

if u like celebrate is death, he as come n done his bit and the rest is left for us to continue

[Dortune @Dortune4]

Rip to the dead, may Almighty Allah grant the former president Aljanat fridaus,
However u want to look at it, he as a good run, lived to an old age in the top echelon of power, this is a live most prayed, fought and schemed for but won't ever get to live,

[Dortune @Dortune4]

@RealDonaldDoo On this one oo, the brother's prayer as been answered, the sister is just trying to fight what as happened already, if the brother is a non issues the sister Don't AV to put his matter into prayer point to show him the door

[Dortune @Dortune4]

, you must always find a way to keep her on her toes, let her see that there are more layers that's she needs to find out about u(not that u should go n bring a baby home ooo) but every day should hold adventure for her to explore

[Dortune @Dortune4]

The worst mistake a man can make in a marriage is to be a 'goody two shoe' because when most women gets all they wanted from you and you expect them to be happy and contented with the safety and security you provide they somehow get bored and crave a bit of danger and adventure,

[Dortune @Dortune4]

As a man pls avoid fitting into the 'box' of the ideal man a women pictures in her head cos once you do, the attraction and excitement she feels for you fades because you become predictable and boring, so as man

[Dortune @Dortune4]

that will be on this same planet earth, the Yoruba's call it 'emi airi' -the spirit that's invisible but is there lurking around in the shadows.

The concept of paradise or hell is a narration to keep us in line so as not to create a salvage society where chaos reigns.

[Dortune @Dortune4]

Energy cannot be created or destroyed but instead changes from one state to the other.

The best and most universal principle that holds true for all things in this world, you AV been here from the beginning of time, just changing state, moving from one level to the other,

[Dortune @Dortune4]

the most recent being from ur 'swimmer state' to the human form u currently are in and then at the expiration of ur time in this form u take on ur spiritual form, all we know about this stage of life is conjecture and guesswork but am sure

[Dortune @Dortune4]

If you don't learn to tell your story the way they are then people will tell it for u, and what they say will definitely be further away from the truth, before u become the villain in other Peeples story, tell ur side of it